Katherine Jacobs

Shoot for the stars and all that jazz, but know the limit of your skills. Especially those involved in eating while driving.

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@rainnwilson @applebee Particularly around the bar area, which is on full display at the center of the restaurant for entertainment. Happenstance or sheer brilliant marketing on @Applebees part?

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@BethMooreLPM When someone says they “baptize” their chicken in the buttermilk, I then recognize they’re the real deal. Mrs. Moore, I salute your frying skills.

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@ce06799 @ErinRNapier @scotsmanco Have never understood**

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@ce06799 @ErinRNapier @scotsmanco Totally agree! I just love them and everything they’re trying to do and have been we understood the negativity from some people toward them. Negative comments toward them are terrible enough but to say anything about their beautiful baby girl is inexcusable and disgusting.

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@QuarantineBa3 Throw @alisonvictoria3 in there and really get that pot stirring. She’d make the MOST EXCELLENT addition to a Real Housewives of Chicago series.

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@BravoTV His sweater shows that he’s fun and his face is horrified enough to probably throw some excellently hilarious shade at all the ladies. #makenewportsweaterguyafullcastmember #rhony

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@BravoTV The entire cast of Ladies of London. That show was my FAVORITE!

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@ErinRNapier Agreed🙌🏼

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@mrBobbyBones Maniac on @netflix . Emma Stone, @JonahHill . Drug trial set in a 70’s. But like kind of a parallel world 70’s. Probably the best thing I’ve seen since the last season of @Stranger_Things

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@Pataltschul Oh, Mrs. Pat! My favorite “cast member” that refuses to actually become a cast member. @McDonalds in a Bentley...you bring me joy a la @MarieKondo. I hope you stick around for quite awhile via #SouthernCharm❤️

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@chrisbharrison First bachelor: Jake pavelka. God help us. Isn’t he a stripper now? Or a firefighter? Or a stripper/firefighter? What happened to Vienna sausage, his fiancée? Disclaimer: that is not her real name.

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@housewifegifs She heckled the hell out of it. @DorindaMedley felt slighted when John wasn’t invited, but Scott was, to the show. So she was frustrated and annoyed since she had orchestrated for @CountessLuann to wear @JovaniFashions for all her shows. So I get it. But own up to it. Come on.

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@kendaLee6 Freaking delicious. You’ve gotta try them next time!

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@SonjatMorgan @BravoTV Taping the first TWO episodes tonight and watching tomorrow since I missed the premiere😱 #RHONY

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

Finally catching up on #HomeTown and it’s the Saxton house episode. Y’all did a beautiful job (of course), but @ErinRNapier where might one find that gorgeous wrap dress you’re wearing for reveal day??

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@ErinRNapier Not unpopular! Haven’t seen Big Fish but want to ASAP. I prefer Ever After, One Fine Day, You’ve Got Mail, or Notting Hill from the 90’s. Or really, really old movies. Laura, Roman Holiday, The Major and the Minor, The Way We Were, etc.

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

Wow and they weren’t just betrothed at birth, they kiss and stuff. But she’s engaged to someone else? A gorger. This isn’t just a train wreck, this is the accident and the whole gory aftermath. #gypsywedding

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

This woman was promised to her cousin. And she proudly announced it on national television. This is not a joke people. #gypsywedding

[Katherine Jacobs @KatherineElise]

@TLC brought back My Big Fat American #gypsywedding 😱😱😱 @iliza I know 90 day fiancé is your jam but I need you to watch this too. #trainwreck