Kat

smart cookie, hot bitch

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

i was not aware of this

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[ant @persistantz]

i have a deep understanding of when winnie the pooh taps his head and says Think Think Think

[🌈cam🎹 @shqlockxx]

predicting sports championships for the next season:
nhl: washington capitals
mlb: washington nationals
nba: washington wizards
nfl: washington commanders
wnba: washington mystics
mls: dc united
nwsl: washington spirit

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

All my life I knew I was missing something. It was never love, money, or a sense of purpose. It was the sheep rice bowl.

[𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐋𝐀 🇮🇪 @BuiltForLA]

THE WORLD IS HEALING

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

nba championship parade in the most famous city in the world and nhl championship parade at the local Sheetz in raleigh, north carolina

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

I bet it feels fucking amazing to be a cat and kick the absolute fuck out of a stuffed trout

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

my bbq is swine
my dorothea is dix
my longleaf is pine
MY CANES IN SIX

[🏆 - soha ᯓ★ @starolinacanes]

my shake is from cookout
my pizza is brixx
my harris is teeter
CANES IN SIX !!

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da-vorce!

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Finding out the straight horny hockey show everyone's posting about has singing as a big component for some reason..........I think you all really just yearn for GLEE

[Boon @faintchirp]

It seems the 98% of the unexplored ocean seems to consist of sea cucumbers and that one little octopus they find every year

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

need benoit blanc to collab with the sheep detectives

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

If I ever get murdered DO NOT go to the cops, I want the Julia Louis Dreyfus sheep handling the case

[Kat @KatherineHunley]

just ugly cried to sheep detectives. the best movie I’ve ever seen. I want 15 of them