Katherine Newbury

Late night talk show host. Doris Kearns Goodwin admirer. Dame. Only here because apparently tweeting makes one more relevant and likable.

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@TheRock @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Es

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My newest writer, 8, has told me Twitter is good for testing out jokes, which is a rather more practical application than I thought Twitter had.

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The minute my publicist says the words "youtube celebrity" to me, I experience the most peculiar urge to set something on fire.

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If one more tour bus tells its passengers I'm Meryl Streep, the Academy is going to owe me a nod, at the very least.

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I have a hard time selling myself on Twitter, so my publicist is here to help.

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Summer finally arriving in New York, and to all of you on the subway I can only say: my condolences.

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Have just been informed avocado toast is responsible for impending societal collapse and would just like to say, you’d never get that sort of thing with clotted cream and jam.

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A late show host’s couch and curtains can move with the times, but I really feel the desk should be a constant.

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What’s the etiquette for faving and retweeting? Are there scenarios when it’s appropriate to do one and not the other?

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Think I might go to the cinema. What's playing?

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Took a glance at the state of the world today, have decided to opt out, spend tonight watching something that qualifies as ‘prestige tv’.

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So if I’m getting the hang of this, a "retweet" is an endorsement, unless it has additional commentary to the contrary, and a "like" is positive unless it’s just being used to bookmark a tweet or saying it's not quite good enough for a retweet?

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Anything exciting happening this weekend? Cultural milestones? Surprise visual album releases?

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All right, someone explain ‘subtweeting’ to me. I’ve only just come to understand what a "quote retweet" is.

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I’m not terribly good at small talk on red carpets. I’m actually not good at small talk in general. Frankly, I have no idea how I became a late night talk show host.

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My staff said to tweet this with #NewProfilePic.

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@LateNightMovie I stand by my original tweet.

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If I find you’ve “favorited” more than one of my tweets, I’m blocking you.

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My podiatrist has informed me that my shunning of high heels has really paid off, which isn’t validation I needed, but was still nice to hear.

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The world could use less twittering and more literally anything else.