KatherineMcG

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

Undoubtedly my moment of 2025-26 was accidentally leaving my adapter in the plug socket at Leuven (a) in December only for us to draw them again in February, be assigned the same desk and find my adapter still in the socket totally untouched.

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

a recent New Yorker reject, for you.

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like “wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day”

[Kate @katsqueden]

Tried on a million pairs of jeans today in zara and h&m, too tight/loose/ugly etc. Finally pulled on the perfect pair, was delighted then realised they were my actual fucking jeans I wore to go out in

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

my husband fixed the sink today and tried to do a “sexy plumber” roleplay bit after with the whole “how are you gonna pay for this?” and i panicked and asked if he had an installment plan

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Comedian and TV host Conan O’Brien reveals how BLAMING the death of both his parents on actor Jason Bateman was the ONLY way he was able to grieve 😭👀

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

You have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

[Meg ✨ @mxgbx]

anyone who gets more than us in a pub quiz is a nerd who takes things too seriously an anyone that gets less is a thicko that shouldnt have bothered leaving the house. and thats simply the way it is

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You can just take a picture of a tortoise and say it’s 192 years old. Nobody checks that shit.

[daisy @ihatedai]

I get drunk n start grieving everybody 🫩 like damn dis one for u Marilyn Monroe

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There’s always somebody trying to start an Instagram for a dog that doesn’t really have that star quality. That dog is not charismatic enough

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

why did they make munchausen by proxy so fun to say

[Feyi🫶🏾 @Sumptuous_bae]

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking

[A Scheme Coltrane Wilder Set Up @Beebz05]

“I’d love to pick ur brain.” Nothing in there, love. Bye!