Natalie Cochran

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

spray whipcream all over the female body and then you slowly eat it off her while fingering her giving her pleasure.

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

Can't release my sex tape because an animal was harmed during filming :(

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

If eye-rolling burned calories, women would never have to diet

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

Let the measure of time be spiritual, not mechanical

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

Let�s face it ... after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says, WTF

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

Ladies, a man can't make you happy, nor miserable! Stop attributing a power to him that he does not even have.

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

Without some goal and some effort to reach it, no one can live

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

If you're in love with two people, pick the second. Because, if you really loved the first, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

PickUpLine: Take off that dress and screw my brains out PLEASE

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

I'm Burger King and your McDonald's, I'll be having it my way and youll be loving it

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

People say hate is such an overused word, but so is love. People throw that word around like it's nothing.

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

Once, in 1998, I read a website's terms and conditions page

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

You can get away with not doing it for a while, as long as you have reached a certain standard of fitness

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

There is a fine line between numerator and denominator

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

You don't love a woman because she's beautiful, She is beautiful because you love her.

[Natalie Cochran @Kathlynful]

Show me a man who calls himself a vegan and I'll show you a man who's trying to sleep with a vegan