Kat

Personal style is too confused to settle on anything, so I never know what to say when the interviewer says “describe yourself.”

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

not to be dramatic, but I’m pretty sure Goddess: Unplugged from @hernameisBANKS is the only thing I wanna listen to for the rest of my life.

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

You’re telling me it’s 2024 and dating apps have actively gotten WORSE?

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

If anyone has tips on being freshly #single after a long term relationship in your late 20s/going into 30s, help a girl out

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

They say the best things in life are free, but boba costs like $7 🤔

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

The question isn’t “why are they making a Kung Fu Panda 4?” It’s “why has it taken this long?” And “Why haven’t they made more?”

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

My instagram feed is mostly cats and tattoos now, how do I repeat that success here?

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

I really need all the companies that make variety packs to stop with the “4 of flavor a, 2 of flavor b, 8 of flavor c” like give me an equal amount of everything or give me multiple options where the flavor I like best isn’t the one with just 2…

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

@cursetheground I guess I’m not allowed to play this game, huh? 😒

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

I firmly believe that the best times to shop at @BestBuy are:

1. After major gift giving holidays
2. After major sporting events

Take advantage of the “____ got the wrong ____” open box deals. #andistandbythat #Christmas #holiday

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

I found myself rooting for Godzilla in Godzilla minus one at times because he reminded me a little of my cat:

- cute lil face
- destructive
- hungry boi
- wreaks havoc then bounces
- likes water

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

@cursetheground Sad, but ✨sassy✨

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

It’s the middle of the night and I’m thinking about an anthro assignment I had in college where we had to write a research paper where we pretended we were on some kind of excavation and writing a letter home. One of the strangest and most challenging assignments I ever had…

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

On a journey to drink a gallon of water a day and I’ve entered a phase where I’m simultaneously thirsty all the time but also by about the 78th oz, every sip feels like drowning. #tryingtobehealthy #water #savemefrommyself

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

I want to fall asleep with me feet sticking out of the covers, but I have a little freaky freak of a cat who likes to nibble on toes, so I guess I’m in a lose-lose situation…
#CatsOfTwitter #catmomlife #kitten

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

Barbie might just actually be the perfect Halloween costume. You can wear whatever you want and say your Barbie, and if what ever it is doesn’t pan out or you drink a few too many, you can be weird Barbie. #BARBIE #Halloween2023

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

One thing about me is that I will always be the first to say we need to stop adding to these ridiculously long movie franchises. This does not and will never apply to Saw, thank you. #SawX #MovieNight

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

How it it possible that @Oreo still hasn’t done like a jar of Just Stuf? We all know it’s the best part of the cookie.

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

One time, I got sunburn on my eyelids, so now I make sure to put sunscreen on my eyelids(carefully). Another time I got sunburn on my ears so now I put sunscreen in my ears. Life is all about the little lessons #summer2023 #funinthesun

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

The Wonka origin movie doesn’t really fit in with the lore…not sure how I feel about it.

[Kat @KathrynCrunch]

Whoever pissed off Mother Nature, if you could just apologize so we can forgive and forget, that would be fantastic…