Kathryn Parton

You live but once; you might as well be amusing.

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

Hi @KnoxHamilton. You were amazing tonight. Sincerely, the girls to your left who were dancing like idiots and singing every word #thankyou

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

I laughed, I cried, I tried not to mouth the words the entire show, and I said "Oh my god, I can't believe this is finally happening" about 85 times. Amazing. 5 stars. 10/10. @HamiltonMusical

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

"No, you cannot wear rollerblades in the office" <--- an actual thing I just had to say to an employee #techcompanyHRproblems

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

We just ate pizza at the pool. I haven't done that since I was on swim team in 2002. #nostalgia

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

I just found a nerf gun bullet in a box of pens when I went to grab some out of our supply closet and I just really love that I work in a place where that's a thing that happens.

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

Came across this on Instagram like oh cool @HamiltonMusical is in DC now, neat, but then I remembered that IM GOING TO BE THERE IN THREE WEEKS TO SEE IT. I'm not freaking out, you're freaking out. #blessed

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by palmetto bugs

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

A gigantic Palmetto bug flew at my FACE when I opened the door to leave this morning... #happymonday

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

Watching Laguna Beach and noticing that they finally look younger than me...I'm not okay with it.

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

My mom just referred to Siri as "my friend in my phone" 🤦🏻‍♀️

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this is... legendary https://t.co/xvxfzRVsny

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

Accurate representation of me coming home from work everyday

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

Preach 🙌🏼 https://t.co/kotoKjobjM

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

Oh, so Charleston is beautiful, huh? Well, minus all the loafers and boat shoes.

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

I just got an invitation to be on the planning committee for my 10 year high school reunion....

There's no way it's already been ten years..we're not that old yet...definitely not...no...

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

@caroline_naomi_ dead 😂 wait until the end https://t.co/DFLhnzaofk

[Leesha @xsparkage]

Found this on reddit (u/someothermate) this is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

😭❤️😭 https://t.co/MF1qyzHvx1

[justin baldoni @justinbaldoni]

This made me tear up. #ManEnough https://t.co/VUr7Z4k9NT

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

John. Fucking. Legend. #JesusChristSuperstarLive

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

This woman is my spirit animal #preachGailpreach https://t.co/Lj1AEVhmrd

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I do not love wine APRIL FOOLS

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

John Legend is an actual real life angel. That VOICE 🙌🏼😭😇 #JesusChristSuperstarLive

[Kathryn Parton @KathrynParton]

SC friends! Join us at the statehouse this coming Tuesday to rally for solar! #HB4421 https://t.co/jIofAYjiML