Kati Smurphy

I am not rare and neither are you.

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#organs

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@MimTunroe hey babe. U r a babe, babe.

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Delia is drink. I am drink. #reallydrinkgirls

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Dead sharks make me sad :[ #sharkweek

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Shark Week makes me feel better <3

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<3 yeaaaaaaaasa http://twitpic.com/3u3qwy

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Why do so many people want lunch meat on Christmas Eve?

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I am tired of watching 80 year old men getting hard over supernovas.

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My room smells like farts.

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I have two hours to finish this paper and I am on Twitter, I love this generation.

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I got a little bit of my Psychology done, cheers for procrastination and sleeping in tomorrow, thank goodness.

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That is a scientificaly proven wrong fact - Kriss

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WHY IS IT SO HOT OUT?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?

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It's a @Britneyspears sex riot!

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It smells like chicken noodle soup on the Amtrak.

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It is five in the morning and I still need to write my paper.. looks like I will be living off of coffee tomorrow.

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I can't wait to get the fuck out, I hope my gpa is good enough for me to transfer.

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I should maybe work on my homework now?

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I need to take a vacation, I need to get my shit in order.

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I think I am high of off too little sleep, too much coffee and too much Topamax.