Me after every new Taylor Swift album ever:
1st listen: ehh, this is so different I don’t know if I like it that much.
2nd listen: this is the most brilliant collection of work I have ever listened to. Wow! what a masterpiece.
Dentist: “you have really thin enamel, you need to use fluoride rinse daily”
Dentist: “you need to use an electric tooth brush or your teeth are going to decay”
Also Dentist: “but you have beautiful teeth”
Me:
Emma asked me to make an “emotional playlist” that didn’t have any sad songs on it. Even with such strict guidelines I came though, her response? They were “too happy”