Katie Volk

Producer. Mom. Watcher of re-runs. Probably shotgunning powdered donuts somewhere.

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I'm here, @kmwoodke. Please tell me what I've missed.

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“Hemingway immediately professed his love to Mary. But after recently witnessing Hemingway slap a grown man with a fish, she was less certain.”

- My take on all of Hemingway’s courtships as told by Ken Burns.
#hemingwaypbs #kenburns

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@NickChilds I’m confused by all of this. What?

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Son: “What is this?”
Me: “This is Led Zeppelin.”
Son: “Can we listen to this again when it’s done?”
Me: “Yes.”

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“Mom, did you know your knee elbow is called a Patella?”

“My knee elbow?”

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I dreamt last night that I was in a vintage store trying on a beautiful dress. Great start, right?

THEN THE SALESCLERK SAID SHE WAS A PSYCHIC SCIENTIST AND SAID I WAS PREGNANT WITH TWINS.

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Ever feel like the wink symbol in a work email is the equivalent of a cute FU and an excuse to say whatever?

“I believe we’ve already sent you the deck, sorry you’re incapable of reading. ;) “

“I believe that was in the previous email. SORRY YOU HAVE HOOKS FOR HANDS! ;) “

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@kmwoodke I dreamt I was asked to model in a friend’s fashion show but woke up with a massive lazy eye and asked to wear sunglasses on the runway.

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@TravisRhyne @MoodyJamCLT The first few are the best ones! Feel free to sleep through season 4 and on.

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Do you ever get to the end of the day, look at your dental floss and think, “Haven’t I been through enough?” #2020

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@kmwoodke All of the above.

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HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahHH I’m so anxious.

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I really enjoyed the VP candidates sitting, presumably to make for a calm debate. Hopefully the next one, they’ll be laying in beds. #VPDebate

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“No, son, we can’t get ice cream because you had the flu shot. There are just some things in life that we have to do...”

::Pulls info Target parking lot because I woke up feeling “a little bit sad.”::

I’m not a monster, we got ice cream.

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@TravisRhyne @MoodyJamCLT Hope not.

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I’m rewatching Lost and I have to say, Season 1 really holds up.

“Guess what? I just shot a bear!”

#sawyerforever

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@TravisRhyne @MoodyJamCLT At me when you get on it.

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I keep mispronuncing this new diet my friends are starting.

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“I turned off the ceiling fan in the baby’s room. Remind me in two hours to second guess myself.”