Kathryn Kelly

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[Kathryn Kelly @KatieHKelly]

There's a shortage for people working in education because they pay absolute dog shit. "Just get a second job." Why? So I'm completely burnt out when I deal with kids?

[Kathryn Kelly @KatieHKelly]

@jillibeannn I feel the need to warn you that our Christmas tree is still up.

[Eternal Sunshine Tour @ESTourAri]

TAYLOR SWIFT BROKE SPOTIFY

[Madonna @Madonna]

If you want something bad enough……..The Universe. Will conspire. To. Help. You. Get it.

[Kathryn Kelly @KatieHKelly]

@Jwhicker23 Better have been Morbid...

[Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison]

Imagine if firefighters were like oh shit, naw, that fire looks scary, imma stay out here cuz I don't wanna get burnt but good luck tho!

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Arming teachers is a completely asinine idea that should never be explored, even by the most bored opinions writer or columnist. Make zero sense. Next idea.

[Paul Dee @RyanIsExhausted]

The biggest change America has seen regarding guns in the last two decades.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Don’t allow people to try to blame this on mental illness, on a lack of a father figure, on bullying, on anything individualized. It is not an isolated problem. It is an American problem. We need to ban guns.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Maybe if we referred to schools as “wombs,” Republicans might start to give a shit.

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

Putin is having cancer surgery soon and I can’t stop thinking there is a certain surgeon who has the golden opportunity of being a hero to the world. A few too many cc’s of night night meds and tomorrow is a new day.

[Kathryn Kelly @KatieHKelly]

@Fabletics is a joke of a company

[Kathryn Kelly @KatieHKelly]

@jillibeannn 🤣🤣 this is too funny. Well not the you being sick part. But the "still pregnant" and the "I'll stop consulting you only when I need things".

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

There should be a rule that the men in Congress talking about climate legislation can’t also be as old as the Earth.

[Kathryn Kelly @KatieHKelly]

@smorrell895 Dude imagine...picking up a pallet and not having a man say "you sure you got that"

[Kathryn Kelly @KatieHKelly]

@eefinch That is an impressive amount of likes

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

They’re right. I don’t know what’s in that vaccine.

I also don’t know what’s in Hydroxychloroquine. Or Robotissin. Or tea. Or anointing oil. Or the blood of Jesus. Shit, I don’t know what’s in people’s thoughts and prayers.

Also, I eat hot dogs.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

There's no such thing as a self-made billionaire

Show me a billionaire and I'll show you:
A) A system they exploited
B) Thousands of employees doing the real work
C) Vast amounts of inherited money
D) All of the above