Katie Kilfeather

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[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

We have come so far as a society but women are still expected to shave their legs. I feel like once it became expected for women to have full-time jobs, leg shaving should have been taken off the table. It truly is a cruel world.

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

My boyfriend and I live together and when I leave for a few days he immediately defaults to living in what could only resemble a squatters den

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

Not having public bathrooms in a store is a hate crime

[Dee @figgled]

Jennifer Coolidge confirmed legend

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

I’m not one to pick up overtime but there’s just something about my Anthropologie online shopping cart that says maybe it wouldn’t be the worst idea and I should just treat myself

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

It’s 5:45 am and I’ve been at work all night and I’m hardcore craving chipotle. It’s a cruel world.

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

Forgot I used a retinol the other day and so today I got a sunburn when it was overcast after 4pm 😢 stay vigilant everyone

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

@shoe0nhead It’s not that the body cam wasn’t on, he just didn’t have one. Maryland state police doesn’t have body cams on any troopers. Some cars don’t have cameras in them either.

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

Conor used the inverted filter on tik tok and within 5 minutes he diagnosed himself with unilateral ptosis because he thinks his one eye droops

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

Got a free venti latte from Starbucks today. In this moment I am unstoppable.

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

Also if anyone was wondering about my hot take, I think Marriage or Mortgage on Netflix is a really weird/depressing show. Basically choose whether to marry the love of your life or buy a house and postpone the wedding until you can save up all over again.

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

The fact that male birth control still isn’t a readily available thing makes me so frustrated!!

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me: i’m gonna get some stuff done today

my mind and body:

[black ginger ✨ @ryanswilders]

oprah: who said that shit
meg: im not gonna say
oprah: okay i respect that
oprah: harry who said that shit to you

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

Tolls are absolutely ridiculous

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

Does someone want to lmk why it costs $46 round-trip to go from my apartment in Maryland to my parents house in New Jersey????? it’s literally only a 2 hour drive

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

Just thinking about Harry Styles. That’s it.

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

Check out CSS's video! #TikTok https://t.co/gQimEk3RaG

[Katie Kilfeather @KatieKilfeather]

I want a boujee cast iron skillet for Christmas. I’m different now.