Katie Millan

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

i would love to be fondled by chuck bass

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

my 9th consecutive episode of gossipgirl, unshowered, lying in my own filth with queso on my shirt.atleast this hangover is coming to a halt

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

sometimes im not sure if people are serious or actually retarded

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

@Svevante4 I need a neck brace.

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

when your patient calls you urgently so you rush in the room and she asks if you can scratch her butt...

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

"Do you get snapped ? She snaps me everyday, every single day. Does she snap you ? Because I have never snapped back" @JenMillan

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

Think it's time to call it quits on my 30 day drinking binge

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

When caitlyn jenner looks better than you do..

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

I wish I was a Dunder Mifflin employee

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

Schultz, show us yo 2.. show us yo....65 @_danielleeeees @TheGiftOf_Gabbb @gina_solomon

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

Oh you know, the half jew named yoshi @TheGiftOf_Gabbb @Svevante4 @_danielleeeees @jackie_fiumara @gina_solomon

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

I'm gonna sit on your face and I won't @_danielleeeees @Svevante4 @TheGiftOf_Gabbb @jackie_fiumara @gina_solomon

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

@TheGiftOf_Gabbb @_danielleeeees @Svevante4 he has 10 pros and only 1 con ...and I bet he doesn't own a knife

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

@_danielleeeees @Svevante4 @TheGiftOf_Gabbb lmfaaaaaao when u get married you'll thank us.

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

When your sister says she should have given up picking her nose for lent. @JenMillan

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

Christian Grey, I look forward to meeting you in 2 hours.

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

Sometimes you do body shots at whoville @Svevante4

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

Got the ultimate trio back tn, let's do bad things @Svevante4 @_danielleeeees

[Katie Millan @KatieMillan]

Fuck you you fucking prick, mess with my best friend and you mess with us @_danielleeeees