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MU ‘22 💙💛

[District 214 @District214]

Teaching tech to seniors. Students from @ElkGrove_HS's Leadership class are helping seniors at the Sheila Ray Adult Center use smartphones. They'll be going again later this month!

[Marquette University @MarquetteU]

T̶e̶r̶r̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶c̶i̶t̶y̶
💙💛 Home. #MKE

[A General Theory of Curry Goat @coolieduppy]

‘When the looting starts, the shooting starts’*

*𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺

[Nikki Insana @NikkiInsana]

You’re telling me my professor who can’t stop the YouTube autoplayer from playing the next video is going to teach classes online? This should be good.

[Kasey Niemann @ChiefRiverRat]

Who’s your best buddy?
-Raggy?
Right! And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
-Rooby Doo?
That's right Scoob. You are. And we're like two trippy peas in a far out pod man.

[Netflix @netflix]

It has come to my attention that Bill Fagerbakke, who plays Detective Pruitt in Unbelievable, also voices Patrick Star on SpongeBob SquarePants!

And that, my friends, is what you call “range”

[cold sprouts @ecslatts18]

We were in Mexico recently and we went snorkeling and I got really sea sick and my family found it funny so here’s some pictures of me dying while my family laughs at me

[Lilly @lillylawrin]

Rainbow Falls Water Park - Elk Grove Village, IL
https://t.co/r8IqVMzIYM

[Mary Dalenberg @maryd_22]

*A son and father approach Katie for a ride*
Dad: You can sit in the front.
Kid: It’s okay I’d rather sit in the back.
Dad: What, are you shy? It’s just a woman.
Kid: Oh yeah dad? What happened to your marriage?
💀💀💀💀💀

[UNO @realUNOgame]

🗣You 🗣DO NOT🗣 need to pull a card until you have a color that matches the discard pile. 🗣

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

My daughter: Can I go to my friend’s house?
Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you’re ok

Me when I was 10: I’m off to the abandoned quarry with my pals
Mum: Dinner’s at 5

[🕷🕸 @astrologihoe]

📍Aries, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
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📍 asking for help |
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📍doing everything on their own and then having a nervous breakdown

[Grant Goodman @grantg30]

Bro Troy Bolton hit the hardest woah I’ve ever seen.

[cold sprouts @ecslatts18]

Guys I swear my dorm is haunted or something I literally think I caught demon on tape

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Required reading for any #SpongeBob fan. Which would you read if these books were real?