katie schmitzer

ucsb

[james hawkins @james406]

someone should invent a version of Gmail that can search your inbox and return the emails that match the term you're looking for

[katie schmitzer @KatieSchmitzer]

@USPS @USPSHelp Please help me understand why personal letters and cards sent to me have been making it through the sorting center, scanned &n emailed to me saying they're going to arrive, but then never end up in my mailbox? Bills and advertisements always seem to get delivered.

[TREVOR HACKER-POLANCO 🇵🇷⚡️ @trevorhacker]

7 BILLION streams for an album released THIS YEAR. 31 dates sold out at a residency in Puerto Rico. NOT touring the United States and has a sold out WORLD TOUR.

and yall question why this man should headline the superbowl?? its giving latinophobic

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Ben & Jerry’s is the only major company I know of that has repeatedly lobbied for Black American Reparations. Two older men with access who have no incentive other than justice, are now being punished and silenced for their unwavering support of Palestine. I’m not heartbroken, im galvanized. We continue to fight the good fight ✊🏾

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

writing my own ticket
doing the ticket
closing the ticket

[Kiaran Ritchie @kiaran_ritchie]

@birdabo The meme never fails

[stevie @adultmomband]

post beach shower is undefeated. greatest feeling a human could experience. throw a nap in there and you will never touch serenity so close

[𝒶𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑒 ♡ 𐙚 @Aaliyah_Lillli]

Dear Apple keyboard, “were” is an actual word. Thanks.

[Slim Jimmy @slimjimmy]

having salaried developers fill out a timesheet is an abomination

[Ed Hansberry @ehansalytics]

Name a bigger lie.

I'll wait.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Wow, I wonder why the university full of smart people doesn't support the ideology&party of dumb people

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

we “need to deport immigrants because they don’t pay taxes” but now the agency they’re paying taxes to is helping deport them. fuck you all

[Terry Lee Watkins Jr. 王瑞民💜💙 @TerryWatkinsJr1]

Booker is FIGHTING for us
Booker is doing his ELECTED JOB
Booker is NOT PROMOTING antidem apathy
Booker is making a PHYSICAL sacrifice
Booker is not anti immigrant
Booker does not abet Russian Plants
Booker does not separate civil rights from "working class"
Booker is a DEMOCRAT

[Johanna Nyman @JohannaNyman5]

@RpsAgainstTrump ”We cannot just ignore the president’s desires”, is this North Korea?

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

Trump managed to piss off Switzerland.

The ENTIRE GLOBE hates him.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon just said Trump’s policies are weakening the economy. This is huge.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Adolf Hitler helping one of his biggest donors sell a car in 1938.

History doesn't change it just repeats.

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

If you don’t know what this is, you aren’t allowed to talk to me about the minimum wage.

[Covie @covie_93]

The Philadelphia Eagles should just go to the Bidens' home for lunch instead.

[Jack Parodi @jack_parodi]

The exciting whites™️ really gonna be so special next year omg