i love frogs aggressively 😗

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

men sit there unmoisturized empty stomach missing toenail and are like i think i will critique this girl’s appearance

[Jenni @hashjenni]

When i realize i overshared with a gossipy person :

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

“are you going to marry me or not” #BRIDGERTON

[McKenzie Hopson David @mckenziehopson]

I actually think that Harrison Butker quoting Taylor Swift in his dumpster fire of a speech is hilarious when you consider that the song he quoted (Bejeweled) is about a successful woman telling a mediocre man to step aside so she can shine.

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

wtf is a “patient portal.” if you don’t call my fucking phone right now …..

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

boring met gala looks are soooo much worse than ugly ones. like why don’t you try something earnest and flop rather than be safe and snooze-worthy in your black suit? talking to you, men.

[DweebStar the Numbskull @blutterfyfinger]

Yesterday I rewatched Enchanted for the first time in forever and it further dawned on me that Disney had the perfect 100th anniversary movie... in 2007.

Seriously Disney wtf happened

[demitria @wannabfisherman]

I think it's okay to lose your mind and waste six months of your life doing nothing. And then go back to normal like it never happened..... I lived it actually

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Exactly as foretold

[Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc]

Everything being subscription based