Coronavirus to NC: “I’m affecting your state”
Campbell: “Dont care”
Coronavirus: “I’ve made 7 schools shut down”
Campbell: “Still don’t care”
Coronavirus: “one of your students has the virus”
Campbell: “STILL DONT CARE”
When you think everything is falling apart, yet you see God working in miraculous ways. His ways are greater then we could ever fathom. Wow... we serve an awesome God!
Dorian: im comin
Campbell: lol nice try
Dorian: what about now
CU: nope
Other colleges: we outta here
The county: we out
Dorian: im here
CU:
*tornado warning*
CU: lol thats it?
*flash flood warning*
CU: class still happening idk what to tell you
CU: 🤷♂️
Students:🏊♀️
It’s 2040. You visit your kid at Campbell. Tuition is $100,000. Chick-fil-A still isn’t full service. Student union is still being built. Hibachi now delivers. You get a ticket for parking between the lines. You can hear the fire truck siren anywhere on campus. Internet is down.