Katie Conner

i wish i was in disney world

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Today I am subbing for some of my former kindergarteners and one of them comes up to me at recess and goes “oh my gosh I am so happy to see you!”🥲

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Me? In my head? lol never🙃🙃

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i don’t even feel bad about it

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all I want right now is someone to watch the haunted mansion with me while we drink wine out of my haunted mansion glasses.

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Kid looking at cool ranch Dorito: “wow it looks like this chip is celebrating Christmas!”

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Me: “I don’t know moving to florida has been sounding like a good idea”
Kayla: “a lot of things sound like a good idea but that’s not one of them”

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I’ve been working really hard on being more positive lately and just going with the flow, but today I’m gonna lose my shit.

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today Ella got out of her harness up in the mountains when we were packing up and for the 5 seconds she was missing, I thought my life was over. I love that dog so much.

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*dad to his daughter in target*
Dad: “no honey we don’t need a basket we’re just going to walk around”
Daughter: “why”
Dad: “because we are at target without mama and we have the ability to walk through here without having to buy everything we touch”

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Do I take a day trip to Disney all by myself???✨🎆

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B: “But can your husband sit here?”
Me: “I don’t have a husband”
B: “So what do you have?”
Me: “Nothing”
B: “Oh so you’re just alone”
Me: “Yep pretty much”
B: “Why?”
Me: “Girl your guess is as good as mine”

It’s too early in the morning for this type of conversation🙃🙃

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you ever have a super cute outfit and really want to wear it and then you remember you live in c springs and its too much for c springs cause same. everyday.

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Shrek is such a good movie

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Today my coworkers told me they could see me as a contestant on the bachelor, so I’ve officially decided that if I’m single still by time I’m 25, I’ll apply.

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Dad: “you’ve been home a lot lately, do you have friends that live in this town?”
Me: “no”
Dad: “I should’ve stopped and just asked ‘do you have friends?’”
Me: “… the answer is still no”

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I tried sushi for the first time today and it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be

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I have this kid at work who will randomly tell me how lucky he is to know me or when I tell him something I accomplished he’ll tell me how proud of me he is and honestly, nothing makes me smile more

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Also, you ever see someone you used to talk to/ be into and you’re like “dang I fucked that one up” cause same.

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I already give up and I’ve only been back at it for like a week

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I went out with this guy tonight and I gave him a hand shake when we said goodbye. So, obviously this whole “dating” thing is going real well.