katie

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Odysseus returning to Ithaca after the Trojan War

[katie @Katieg3900]

im a FIRM believer that the movie smart house is becoming our reality and you simply just can’t deny that

[katie @Katieg3900]

this....,is me

[katie @Katieg3900]

found out my french professor of two years still does not know my name

[brent @murrman5]

[calling psychic to setup an appt even tho I’m skeptical]
psychic: hello would you like to setup an appt?
[still very skeptical but impressed none the less]

[katie @Katieg3900]

best way to explain me and shelbye is that when she came to town she secretly carried ziplock bags of goldfish in her purse, and when i turned around in the car to talk to her she’d feed me one so my mom didn’t know we were snacking before dinner

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

*in my lonely island outfit*

wassup youtube today i'm doing an unboxing!

[RIKIKI @austinrequena]

I was naive. A fool. A baby bird unready for the world. I know the truth now. I’m naming my first son HEB. Bury me there.

[sam 🐾 @samibizzle14]

KATIE SMITH IS EVIL

[lo🍓 @venusasadyke]

I miss Katie Smith

[katie @Katieg3900]

lost.....my car chapstick...my purse chapstick became my car chapstick...lost it...down to zero chapsticks.. MUST go to the store....😓😓😓

[sami @samiwert]

absolutely not a single person:

people from tulsa:

[katie @Katieg3900]

having nightmare flashbacks to first grade seeing the live action version of frog and toad. who thought that was a good idea

[katie @Katieg3900]

what has happened to waterbeds

[katie @Katieg3900]

hey guys my french teacher just compared me to dory!! <3