katie 🤍

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[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

BEST 45 SECONDS OF MY LIFE. ♥️

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

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[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

@muheediva01 Yes- and my mom had it transferred to her cellphone so I will never forget “calling home” 🩷

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

Update: the cancer was a whole lie.

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There’s a girl on the internet that embroiders things guys say to her friends onto shirts… well i have one *clears throat* “well since you’re unemployed and I have cancer come over and we just be depressed together”

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

@queSQUIDilla My fav is how i have 2 of my friends locations and individually they tell me how much they miss me and that we gotta all hang out and blah blah but then i see them out doing shit together. what’s worse is they snap me the entire time and i’m just chillin at home.

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

Why is father’s day the longest day of the year? Deadbeats everywhere 🤣

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

Really disappointed in my friends who all went to Morgan Wallen last night… No one posted ANY of @BrooksAndDunn ‘s set. 💔

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

Maybe if i move away, the friends that keep telling me “we need to hang out” that go out together 5 minutes from my house will start inviting me to things….🙊

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

“Medusa Oblongata”

…..almost.

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

@nellzxd Also ask how often you’re eligible for a raise. if you could be on a “fast track” you might catch up to where you need to be quicker than you think and it’s only a loss for a little bit.

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

@nellzxd but pay negotiations are always HR… the manager will ask your expectation but they don’t dictate the pay.

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

@nellzxd shift diff*
also they didn’t factor in my LPN experience at all and that made a significant difference in the pay.

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

@nellzxd they offered me a little more hourly when all was said and done but i didn’t feel like the manager was interested in me very much so i went where i went for shirt diff and the opportunity for more incentive when picking up.

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

@nellzxd it doesn’t sound like they factored in your tech experience though.

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

@nellzxd ask for more $

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

@nellzxd does the shift differential outweigh the pay cut because the answer then is yes.

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

“this is a fucking stethoscope for peasants”

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

I also have a broken hand so that is also fun times.

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

Unemployed➡️ Work at new job 8 weeks & end up on a leave from appendicitis/emergency appe➡️Influenza B ➡️Level 1 trauma worthy fall➡️Encephalitis from the flu➡️Epilepsy from the encephalitis➡️Driving privileges revoked for 3 months because of the new seizures
2026 you can suck it

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

maybe i’ll start using this to bitch about pointless shit again. 😂

[katie 🤍 @KatiesATL]

@queSQUIDilla Facts.