Katja

Get high and listen to Lana.

@Spenika ❤

[Katja @Katjaa93]

https://t.co/kIwWHzks3C

[Katja @Katjaa93]

Just went from Britney to Iron Maiden and I can't help but feel it sums up who I am as a person.

[Katja @Katjaa93]

Me: I'm gonna kick your skinny white arse, boy!
Dave: bring it, bitch!!
*both sit to play an intense game of scrabble*

[Katja @Katjaa93]

I'm so desperately in need of a break 😪

[Katja @Katjaa93]

@wildflowerfaery Hahaha legit what a guy on a documentary said trying to justify why he brutally murdered a woman. Heckyll and Jekyll. Made me PISS 😂😂

[Katja @Katjaa93]

"It's like Heckyll and Jekyll."

Uh, you sure about that?

#unsolvedmysteriesnetflix

[Katja @Katjaa93]

Hi, I'm Kate, I'm 27 and I still cry at outdated 2012 Desperate Housewives episodes.

[Katja @Katjaa93]

Checking my bank account gives me actual anxiety.

[Katja @Katjaa93]

So Queen have just ruined vacuuming and singing for everyone or? Doesn't matter what I'm listening to; I'm thinking of Freddie Mercury in drag.

[Katja @Katjaa93]

@wildflowerfaery what an absolute looney! 😂 I love him

[Katja @Katjaa93]

Ozark: binge a season in 5 mins and then have anxiety about watching the next one for fear of not remembering a fucking thing because it's been so pissing long since you binged it last time. Watch it anyway and become obsessed all over again. A mood.

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@colormerosa 😘😘😘😘 You!!

[Katja @Katjaa93]

It's amazing how much comfort a hot water bottle can bring ❤

[Katja @Katjaa93]

Legit

[Katja @Katjaa93]

I was a drab little crab once 🦀

[Katja @Katjaa93]

@wildflowerfaery @brocklebankadam Aw I've only just seen this ❤

[Katja @Katjaa93]

GOD I'm so fucking sick of looking old and haggered 😩

[Katja @Katjaa93]

@Spenika Please don't die.

[Katja @Katjaa93]

I've finally become one of those twisted, tormented souls, who have been so tainted by the horrors of getting up every day to go to work, I now wake up naturally at 8.30am on a Saturday. This was never who I wanted to be, goddamn it!

[Katja @Katjaa93]

@Spenika This is true! Go smash it and then run away as soon as you get the chance!

[Katja @Katjaa93]

It's amazing how happy the right person can make you.