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Hated. Adored but Never Ignored - Manchester United. ⚽♥️🔴

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Another day, another risk to take.

[United Lifers @UtdLifers]

😂 Former Leeds manager, Jesse Marsch:

“When they said they got Erling Haaland for £52m, it’s like: Yeah, OK, sure"

[Mudzunga @Dzungie007]

Now I have more QUESTIONS why is this post deleted.

SOUTH AFRICA can you see what is happening? WAKE UP!!!!!

they are pushing POLICIES, behind your back! WAKE UP!!!!!

[MatchTalks @MatchTalks_]

🚨🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Several reports from Chelsea sources claim Manchester City offered Chelsea £125M for Enzo Fernández. 🤯

But here’s where it gets funny… 👀

City allegedly wanted Chelsea to officially record the transfer as £80M, despite paying £125M — similar to how some of their previous deals have reportedly been structured.

Chelsea said NO. ❌

No funny business. No creative accounting. No “£80M on paper, £125M in reality.” 😭

That reportedly became a major reason why the deal dragged all the way to the final day of the transfer window.

Chelsea basically said:

“If you’re paying £125M, write £125M. We’re not helping you cook the books.” 💀💀

Manchester City: “It’s just paperwork.”
Chelsea: “Then put the real number on the paperwork.”
[@Shednotty]

[Tank Top Sherri @badgalsherri]

Never fails

[Kiko Suarez @imkikosuarez]

….offside from a corner?

[Max @the_art_of_7]

I don't think people are understanding how HILARIOUS this question is because the answer is yes😭

[Big Henzzy @DonHenzzy_]

It is safe to say everybody still hates chrissssss 😂😂

Abbott Elementary was one very funny and amazing TV series 🍿🎥

[Rab @Yesitsrobharvey]

He has to go. That is complete lies.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

A club with NO FANS really thought they could report higher annual revenues than global superpowers like Madrid, Barca and United and nobody would notice 😭

[Futbol SA @futbalsa]

🚨🚨 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆:Manchester City’s appeal is reportedly contradicted by their own sponsor’s earlier statements.

In 2015, Etihad told the US government that the claim Abu Dhabi’s government funded City’s sponsorship was “false”, stating that the deal was funded from Etihad’s own liquidity.

2026: City now argue that Abu Dhabi funded the sponsorship. 👀

[@TelegraphDucker]

[Village Guluva @VillageGuluva]

No, he's Relebohile Mofokeng.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

This broke me 🤣🤣🤣

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

Both of the clubs Pep Guardiola managed are currently in the biggest football cheating scandals of the century, not only did the fraud take the life out of the way people play football, he benefited from pure crime. Never mention him among Fergie and Jose Mourinho again.🙏🏾😭

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Nah man, how did Barca get away with stuff like this for so long? 😭

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

Yeah no relegate these bums man.😂

[PABLO @WonderMahlobo]

PR just landed in Brazil 🔥🔥

[Ash @AshBoogiie]

😂😂

[James @JameswhufcJones]

I remember standing shout “hit it” about 6 times thinking what is this prick doing 😂😂😂

Unbelievable footballer

[PABLO @WonderMahlobo]

Pep having to defend 2 different clubs for corruption in 2 days is actually hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[Alex @UnitedDNA99]

Some jokes write themselves.