Katlin Nicholas

Formally known as your bitches mistress

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Do you remember when radio stations used to give away concert tickets and backstage passes? I just heard a midday radio giveaway, and now the prizes are groceries, a year of gas, or rent paid. It’s a strange reminder that survival has become the prize. That’s pretty sad.

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[Danza @diaknight]

I actually AM clicking the tiny x to close the phone game ad correctly each and every time. The ad companies just got so mad that I'm perfect at tapping the tiny xs that they programmed the ad to ignore attempts to close them and just open the link to the app store anyway.

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

My body is not a temple it is a 2009 toyota corolla that smells like weed

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[bug girl @buggirl]

this show is such irresponsible garbage but the feeling of watching it in middle school as it came out. sorry but that was pure bliss. could never ever be recreated. and shouldn’t be

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[fabi @jaykay_04]

funny cuz the worst people ik are the ones who jump into relationships and cant stay single for a second

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[valentine @valawakened]

anytime someone talks about "double texting" im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

do you ever see a photo of yourself and almost can’t believe how fucking ugly you actually are

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

grateful riverdale came at a time where no one could claim the writing was AI, the writers just wrote like that

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

somebody said mordecai & rigby would’ve loved 67 & their so right 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.