to celebrate earn launch, i vibecoded a yield calculator to find out how much you can earn with onchain yield strategies
1. enter your evm or solana wallet
2. analyze your current holdings
3. estimate potential apy and potential earnings
4. choose a strategy that fits your risk profile
try it here: https://t.co/Fd1TLQFtZl
life tip: if you want to lose weight, build an AI agent that orders your groceries
every week my clanker wakes up, checks my pantry, decides what I’m eating, and i have zero say.
last week i tried to sneak in oreos. it removed them and doubled the greek yogurt 🥹
every week lil bro:
- has a db of all my groceries pulled from my current meal plan + diet goals
- launches a browser + pulls up instacart
- searches my foood
- evaluates every result against my preferences
if my usual fage greek yogurt is out of stock, it knows to try chobani 0% plain next. if that's gone too, it walks a substitution chain until something fits.
and it enforces hard dietary constraints. if i say sugar-free or low-fat, it won't settle!
building off of my pizza agent, payment works the same way
- USDC on Base funds a virtual card through @LasoFinance and @agentcashdev via x402
- @browserbase stagehand types it into checkout like a human would.
browser sessions persist in the database so it doesn't log in every time. if instacart's site changes and selectors break, it catches the drift before ordering anything wrong and sends me a telegram instead.
if checkout fails on instacart it falls back to freshdirect. but if checkout succeeds and then something breaks downstream (like internet cutting out or overloaded memory), it stops immediately so it doesn't double-order.
the whole process takes ~10 minutes, but i sped it up bc no one wants to watch a clanker navigate a webpage in real time.
in 2 years, clankers will instacart's #1 customer. mine already does a weekly run.
give an agent a wallet and a schedule and you've got a personal shopper that never forgets what you like.