Katrina Johnson

Just wants to eat all the Mac & Cheese and give my dogs the life they deserve

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

@AppleSupport Can someone please explain to me who had the bright idea of putting the SOS button where the screenshot button used to be in the accessibility menu?!?! And then not give me the option to change it!?!? I’ve almost called 911 THREE TIMES!!!😩😩😩

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

@TheHoont @thebeckyturner It’s a journey ladies! Just blessed He loves us through it all!

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

Need to learn to have this much Faith and gratefulness even when life isn’t going the best

But, y’all, I am FEELINGGGGG the blessings of God this week!

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

When you do a good deed

And then continuously blast it everywhere that you did said good deed.....

#JustSaying

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

It’s not the fact that I’m 27 and I’m ready to go to bed at 8:30 that upsets me

It’s the fact that I can’t go to sleep at 8:30
because I know I’ll be wide awake at 2AM

😴😴😴

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

“Affordable Health Care for all is stupid! I don’t want my taxes raised!”

*writes a check for $700/month and STILL has to pay a copay*

🤔🤔🤔

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

Is acne like not a thing anymore?? Cause I’m kind of annoyed with all these fresh faced teens looking at my face developing its own mountain range

#howdareyou
#acne
#whereareyourpimples
#notfair

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

So, how long until @chrissyteigen is on #90DayFiancePillowTalk???

Because I DEFINITELY know we would ALL want to hear what she has to say😂😂😂

At least we have her Twitter🙌🏻

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

In case you didn’t know

Emma Thompson is a worldly treasure

LOVE. HER. 😭😭😭

#emmathompson
#latenight

But also @mindykaling is a goddess and I fall more in love with her every year and she is a GENIUS

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

The first shower after a vacation is the greatest and worst thing on the planet

On one hand, you’re so clean and it’s glorious

On the other hand, you’re finally looking at yourself naked for the first time after eating like an elephant

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

Wakes up at 6:30
Tries to fall back asleep
Finally decided to “wake up” at 7:30
Gets SUPER tired at 7:52
Alarm is set for 8:00

Every. Single. Time.

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

@LexiLassiter This makes me want to wash my hands right now

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

Email- “Orientation starts at 10, but parking is limited”

Katrina- Shows up at 9:10

But, like, I did score Princess parking💁🏼‍♀️

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

@JQuintonJohnson How has this not become a musical already??? Seriously.

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

Okay WalMart...Let’s keep this going...You’re big enough to enact change

[Walmart News @WalmartNews]

We’ve been working to understand the many important issues arising from the horrific events in El Paso and Southaven, as well as those raised in the national discussion around gun violence. Today, we’re sharing some next steps: https://t.co/chWzGf6Amv

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

My next task in life is to have more inclusive mattress commercials

Why are 97% of them always white, heterosexual couples?

Fairly certain EVERYONE sleeps...Just sayin’

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

@LexiLassiter Try telling that to some people🙄

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

It’s one thing to say “I want to keep my freedoms as an American citizen”

There’s flexibility in that statement, there’s compromise with that statement.

Saying “you aren’t taking my guns away” just means you care more about a violent weapon than you do about human life

[Katrina Johnson @Katrina2Johnson]

@masonbogowitz Claiming it!