Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz

❥ 𝙷𝙴𝚈𝚈𝚈𝚈, 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚆𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚆? ♂️𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚊 ﾒ 2 || 𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒚 ◡̈ sharing safe swaps + probably at practice 𝕎𝔸

[Five Tool Utah @FiveToolUtah]

West Sound Baseball Club 17U's Landon Schultz lines this one to RCF for an RBI triple.

Peninsula (WA) 2028 #uncommitted

@FiveToolNW

Profile: https://t.co/UXZYAqjuex

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

@FiveToolUtah @FiveToolNW @LandonSchultzbb

[Prep Baseball Washington @PrepBaseballWA]

𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 𝐖𝐈𝐀𝐀 𝟑𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓

𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝟯𝗔 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧

After Tuesday's opening round, the final 16 team bracket is set for 3A

#13 Shorewood
#14 Liberty
#15 Monroe
#17 Eastside Catholic

All advance to regionals on Saturday

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

@femalebodybuil6 Why wouldn’t it be?!?! 🙄

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

The book we really needed was “What to Expect 15 Years After you Were Expecting.”

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

Bruh.
Formerly known as Mom.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

Please don’t come around me sighing or making weird sounds… cause I’m not asking what’s wrong.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

I hope your teen likes the new hoodie you bought them for Christmas.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

Let’s replace the fluoride in our water with magnesium, so everyone can chill the fuck out.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

Sometimes you just gotta stay inside… outside costs like $300.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

Warning label for raising teenagers.

CAUTION:

May cause aging in dog year fashion, a perpetual state of confusion, lack of sleep due to massive worrying and excessive swearing.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

Sometimes I’d like to drop my kids off in 1985 just to see how long they make it.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

@its_The_Dr Here’s the thing… NO ONE CARES!!! 😂

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

Reminder:
Today is garbage day, not recycling day! 💋✌🏼🇺🇸

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap.

Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a non-stop thrill ride.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

"Do you know everybody you have on your FB?"

No. But in the clerb, we all fam

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

The Hawk Tuah girl and Lieutenant
Dan will most likely become millionaires and I'm suppose to convince my teenager that school is important.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

Clocks go back this weekend… hopefully back to when we could afford life.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

Don’t ever be afraid to cut somebody off.

-Signed Verizon.

[Kαtrinα • Schuℓtz @KatrinaSchultz]

My toxic trait is going too hard on the chips and salsa before my food arrives.