Things I could have blamed on Ambien:
- marriage to Anne Boleyn
- starting that church
- eating all the eel pies
- invading France
- burning bits of Scotland
- Type II Diabetes
- codpieces
- the beheadings
- Greensleeves
I've been on the phone with the tech guy at work for over an hour. The silence is so loud I can hear his clock ticking in Michigan. #whenintrovertscall