lmao bye

outta here

[lmao bye @KattyCorner]

RIP this Twitter account. (It'll stay open, but I'm not posting here anymore.) Catch me on🟦☁️ https://t.co/5U8ebgyhDx

[lmao bye @KattyCorner]

I've never run to put in my info for a damn ticket lottery so quickly in my entire life

[lmao bye @KattyCorner]

All the salty tradcaths in the replies and QRTs makes this even funnier

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Pope Francis will probably go down as one of the funniest popes in history. In Luxembourg, Jörg Michael Peters, Auxiliary Bishop of Trier, introduces himself to the Pope as a “representative of the German Bishops’ Conference” to which the Pope retorts “are you Catholic?”

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

chappell roan was a lotta people's new favorite parasocial cuddly toy and then she went "hey I'm a person give me some space and also here are my extremely reasonable political opinions" and some of the Can't Make a Phone Call Squad are really struggling with that

[alice @heartinsani]

nation’s prince

[Alex Azzi @ByAlexAzzi]

I want to live in a world where we celebrate Caitlin Clark in a normal way... without undermining the incredibly talented (and mostly Black) WNBA players that too many media members still don't bother covering.

PS: Only one of these games was on ABC. Rest were on cable.

[Kyle Lawson @CrazzzyyyKyyyle]

Cardinal sin

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i think it's more dangerous to perpetuate the idea that one woman's bad behavior should reflect on anybody other than herself... male journalists do weirdo freak shit all the time and nobody makes them responsible for representing all men!

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Gritty lives in Philadelphia. That is the context.

[lmao bye @KattyCorner]

sorrows sorrows prayers

(may every MLM fall to the same fate)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tupperware has filed for bankruptcy.

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

Parasocial Olympics happening on Nov 2nd

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

African American Proverb : WE TRIED TO TELL Y’ALL

[John M. Goode @GoodeisSXE]

You want your 30 minute classics? NOT ME

[𖤓 @RIIZEONLY]

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR SM'S TROT IDOL BOY GROUP MYTRO

[Sandy Nurse @SandyforCouncil]

Guys, it’s not that big of a deal. A lot of lawyers quit their jobs late on a Saturday night after the FBI seizes the phones of their coworkers.

[angelica (believe survivors) 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷 @ReinaDeLaIsla]

The trades should have equal footing with universities when it comes to realistic post-secondary options out of high school and also do not FORCE an 18 year old to choose their final path in life before they've reached a quarter of it