K. Willis-Muller

Wife/Mommy/CPA/Sarcastic Woman

[K. Willis-Muller @KattyRemarks]

@Violaye I wore an uncharacteristically flowy shirt today and was definitely afraid I looked pregnant.

[K. Willis-Muller @KattyRemarks]

@KacieFriday This is devastating to learn.

[K. Willis-Muller @KattyRemarks]

@KrisDoesStuff this is relevant to your interests

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

Pictures of Pets Looking Anxious About the Election is very much a thing I want to see. Just look at Gavin here! Do you have a pet is pleading with you to vote?

[K. Willis-Muller @KattyRemarks]

Gotta say, October is best time to feel depressed. Much better than incongruous summer depression IMO.

[Maya @themayannn]

I seldom apologize in emails.

Alternatives:
- Thanks for flagging!
- Good catch - I will make the updates/changes.
- Many thanks for noticing the error, [name], we will [verb]
- Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will [verb]

Stop over-apologizing at work.

[K. Willis-Muller @KattyRemarks]

@PaintingNPinot Murderino night?

[My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder]

These murderino paint nights are blowing our minds! So lovely to see all these talented murderinos getting together. Pics by @claudhopper013!

[bee @sgtwolverine]

What do we want?

NOW

A SOCIAL MEDIA FEED PRESENTED IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

When do we want it?

[K. Willis-Muller @KattyRemarks]

Spirit animal https://t.co/vwJRl72zv4

[K. Willis-Muller @KattyRemarks]

@KacieFriday It always gets me because it's JOHNNY that's "like the wind"!!

[Netflix @netflix]

well its on there now if u wanna ruin it for everyone, neil https://t.co/Q99TMgmfzZ

[K. Willis-Muller @KattyRemarks]

@KrisDoesStuff Are you listening to @disgracelandpod ? If not, go for Sid and Nancy and stay for Jerry Lee Lewis - probable wife murderer.

[K. Willis-Muller @KattyRemarks]

@KrisDoesStuff Your throws are VHS tapes?

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

During this flu season please remember proper hand-washing techniques and also burn any clothes exposed to people and maybe shave your hair off if someone coughs near you.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2017 (2017 - 2017)

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Watching the Alabama election was like watching every episode of Doctor Who. Realizing how terribly flawed we are as humans...but at the end, hope.

[K. Willis-Muller @KattyRemarks]

@libbycwatson Yes, but not a tax accountant so pretty useless

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

May God also grant all of us the wisdom to ask what concrete steps we can take to reduce the violence and weaponry in our midst.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

I am so tired of waiting,
Aren't you,
For the world to become good
And beautiful and kind?

Langston Hughes, Aquarius

[Joe Saunders @saundersjoe]

RIP cat who thought sunglasses would stop Medusa