Katy Nelson

Retired Librarian

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First time getting Wordle in one (and likely the only!)

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Wordle 519 1/6

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The librarians would like to remind everyone that dystopian novels were not written to be how-to guides

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📣 WHAT *NOT* TO DO IN RESPONSE TO THE OVERTURNING OF ROE V. WADE: A GUIDE FOR PEOPLE LIVING IN CANADA 📣

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98% of librarians are left speechless each week by something a patron says with a straight face

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@victriviaqueen @BiblioDave I also liked the Name of the Rose but the book was better (I first read it while in library school. Lol)

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Thanks for this.

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@librarialstudy Oh yes. I’m so happy I bought my adorable electric Golf 3 years ago.

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@jennifersalahub Yikes. Poor you!

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@FakeLibStats Only 27%?

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Due to the lack of in-person conferences 50% of librarians have taken to carrying their cats around the house like this....

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75% of librarians watch 'Desk Set' each December and nervously laugh about being replaced by a computer

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@agrotke My son’s little sweetie

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Cool

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Bob’s Blog: “Vision problems among astronauts have been known for decades and are a serious issue, possibly even a game changer for long flights to Mars.”

https://t.co/yImRnS6hqR

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The "Librarian Diet" is eating only one holiday treat each time you pass the break room

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90% of libraries don't have an elf on the shelf because the staff are already experts in giving silent, judging stares

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@jennifersalahub Yay!

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@victriviaqueen We always did this in our family whenever a gift was something sharp!

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@librarialstudy Holy crap.

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6th biggest cause of librarian rage is decorators shelving books by color