@liamgallagher I met someone today who saw Oasis at Wembley (as did I) and she said your gig was soulless and that Westlife at the RAH was better. So I “unalived” her. You’re welcome. x
@BradChuck Have you tried reading stories to her about starting school? Topsy and Tim have a good one and there is a Janet and Alan Ahlberg one which is just lovely too. We read those to our children. Definitely plenty of others available.
So much of this election campaign is extraordinary. But that word does not quite capture the Tory campaign director Tony Lee taking emergency leave of absence mid-campaign because he and his wife, a Tory candidate, are being investigated by the Gambling Commission over a bet on the election date. If I had put that in one of the political thrillers wot I write I would have cut it out because it would have seemed just too mad to be true
Time to launch my manifesto:
1. Creation of a new meal between breakfast and brunch
2. If it's not sunny on a bank holiday everyone gets a rollover until it is
3. Legally declare that nostalgia isn't as good as it used to be
4. Rename the Isle of Dogs (it's actually a peninsula)
5. Rejoin the EU but let everyone who voted to leave pretend that we still have
6. Creation of a new meal between brunch and lunch
Survivors of #DomesticAbuse have the right to have a say in the running of the country, just like everyone else. But voting in elections can be difficult when you need to do so anonymously for your safety.
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They can look to:
👉Reform the outdated Mental Health Act
👉Raise the standard of mental health hospitals
👉Invest in services like early support hubs for children and young people
👉Fix benefits assessments
👉Improve mental health at work
(5/6)
We all know the reality.
But its absence from last night’s debate shows our political leaders just aren’t grasping it. Politicians from all parties can change the narrative. We aren’t beyond hope. (4/6)
These are the top 5 things voters want the government so spend more on:
❤️🩹Healthcare
🏥Hospital services
👩⚕️GP services
🚨Police & emergency services
🌟Mental health services
(2/6)
We’ve convicted two former heads of state in England. The sentencing guidelines are clear, the first had his head chopped off, The second was already dead, so we dug him up, chopped off his head and displayed it on a spike above the legislature for 25 years. Your move, America.