im not okay

rockin n rollin and what not 🤘🏼 🇲🇽 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾

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Just realized I’m gonna be “dad’s side of the family” 😭

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Idk how people do things with headphones on. It gets rid of one of your sense, I feel blind!

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Killers who just wanna be idolized are posers. They wanna be Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, and John Wayne Gacy status

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Why is it so weird seeing another pregnant woman in the wild?

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You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow

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My boyfriend went back to work, who’s gonna go get me onion rings now 😭

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The guy from my jobs benefits center said pregnancy is not a disability. Lmfao bro fuck you transfer me, get educated

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Uuugh I keep fucking up at work wtffff

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2010 was 15 years ago 🥲

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It’s always a man who calls to get an update on their order without having an order number ready. Where is your common sense???

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When I was little, actors didn’t make sense to me
Like how are you this person but now you’re this other person? Where is the connection? Lmao

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Bold of her to assume I was pregnant though, I can still pass for fat

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People can tell I’m pregnant now 😭
At least I don’t just look fat

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“It’s just temporary if you want”
“What’s temporary?”
“Like not forever”

How am I gonna explain to my child why his dad is like this?

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Ugh not drinking sucks!

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Maternity photos are so corny

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First thing ima do after birth is have the biggest michelada

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Gen z is so fucking annoying
They over analyze everything, they wanna be “deep” so bad

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I can’t stand pessimistic people

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Tesla drivers are just Prius drivers with money
They don’t know how to drive, they don’t use their signals, and they’re always on their phone!