I mean, I have road rage, but can you imagine having road rage so bad that you take time out of your day to follow someone to where they’re going to yell at them?
America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.
The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.
I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.
I’ve been home so long I have lost track of the days. The only reason I know what day of the week it is, is because of my day of the week pill organizer 😂😂
I have an idea for a new drinking game. Take a shot every time you get an email about the Coronavirus. You’ll be too drunk to even care about the Coronavirus.