Mat

For those of you who care, I didn't get "kicked out" of my girls only hang out group... I'm allowed to watch through the window.

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@DouchebagVibe @R0BoTiNdisguise Same thing!

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@R0BoTiNdisguise Max loves Taylor Swift and buddah bowls

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@R0BoTiNdisguise Yes

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

The parks flooded and I’m not in as shape as I thought. Does that sentence make sense? I feel like it doesn’t

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@MilesAtURDoor

[Carrie Morgan @CB_Morgan]

Flashing the chickens.

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@sorryinoticed I need to do this

[Bailee Chase @itsBaileeGirl]

lol this is my first tweet even though Ive had this account for like ever xD

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@DouchebagVibe Combine them all. Pb and j with chips and a hard boiled egg in the middle.

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@MilesAtURDoor Should’ve sent him a pm

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@DouchebagVibe What is this?

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@DouchebagVibe @AWiseOldSoul I’ll go back and get it

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@DouchebagVibe Yes

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@DouchebagVibe Sure

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

WRITING TIP: When writing pilots, subtly bury characters' backstories in dialogue: "As a former NFL prospect who wrecked his arm in a karate accident and is now divorced and running my family's failing farm, I'll have a Coke." You think you just learned he likes Coke, but...

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@IThinkImAHobbit @AWiseOldSoul Haha

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

Meet Jenny with the blue hair

[Henry King @HenryIs_King]

@CooperBrett_ BTCH

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@B_Xtraordinary NOOO SAL

[Mat @KatyPerrysMom]

@BetterThanSleep Ah, going to attempt to shop today