the real slim katy

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

I'm listening to @PostMalone again and not only do I appreciate the good vibes but he mentions Utah in his music. I feel so seen, no one ever talks about Utah 🖤

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

STOP TALKING TRASH ABOUT THE CAST OF COMMUNITY. They are all incredible in their own way:

- Joel McHale is HANDSOME
- Allison Brie is AMBITIOUS
- Donald Glover is PURE
- Yvette Nicole Brown is STRONG
- Gillian Jacobs is PRINCIPLED
- Chevy Chase
- Danny Pudi is A TREASURE

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Every now and then I wish for more purple in the world. But then I wonder, in such a world, whether purple would still be special to me.

[James @CaucasianJames]

only cool cats and kittens in my circle

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

I have never been more mad about anything more than the fact that every single bar in America will be closed on my 21st birthday

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

@jazz_inmypants I ride motorcycles :)

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

@DaniChristlieb Draw my dog he's a little weird looking

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"That's no moon... it's a space station."

#IHaveAVeryBadFeelingAboutThis

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

If my work goes remote and I have to stay home all day I will spend too much money on random shit I find online

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

@DaniChristlieb @DavidDobrik Woah I can't believe he hasn't rsvp'd yet that's pretty rude

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

Who knew that Bill and Ted could have been even better??

[Ken Curtis @CurtisKen]

The Fillmore Maverik is the Times Square of Utah

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

@jazz_onmycouch I feel so special :')

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

I accidentally was too charming at work and got myself invited to a bridal shower and bachelorette party for my coworker that I really don't want to go to but now I can't say no because I am too fucking nice. Someone teach me how to be normal around other girls please

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

Remember when we would all make Valentine's day boxes and give everyone Valentine's cards and we wouldn't really do work on Valentine's day? I miss elementary school

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

@jazz_inmypants How do I casually bring up that I deserve a raise at work?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am not concerned with the sports. i am however. very concerned with the snacks associated

[Gillian OShaughnessy @GillOshaughness]

I’m on the edge of my seat!

[the real slim katy @KatyPhillippi]

Yesterday my grandpa called me just to tell me how to get free chick fil a nuggets and it almost made me cry I love him so much