Katy Tur News

NBC News/MSNBC. Keith Olbermann's ex-girlfriend. Sports team, pithy quote. Tweeting Real News with Fake news sass. Parody Account

[Katy Tur News @KatyTurdMSNBC]

Qanon conspiracy that first started as an anonymous fan following is now raising questions whether it’s a militant, dark web cult. Twitter, Facebook & YouTube have yet to make any statements if they will deplatform this movement.
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"Warren has provided an unwitting assist to those attempting to take away tribal sovereignty."
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@1kathyr Thank you Kathleen but Millennials are between ages 22-37. As the next generation takes shape, we've been calling them "post-Millennials" or just "Millennials". We'll have to take a survey on what to call this generation, I personally like "featherbrainers".

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@kebejay @KatyTurNBC Hello there, you know I can't make an official statement regarding what the NYT claims.
I will say that it's great to see so many women feel empowered to come out and have their voices heard even if it's the very last minute.
We're expecting even more women...Hint...Hint.

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@benshapiro As you would know Ben her safety is our main concern. There's a lot of hysteria going on by cisgender white males.
I'm currently working on a piece to propose the hearings for Wednesday, November 7th so both sides will have enough time to cool down & be levelheaded. Stay tuned.

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@CoolGrandma2 Thank you

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Another Brett Kavanaugh accuser has stepped forward. This is breaking information and details are developing. For time being accuser will remain anonymous. Accusations have been passed to FBI, FFA, CIA and OPP.
Senator Dianne Feinstein will be making a statement in a few weeks.

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@SheerLevity @seanmdav @brianstelter I can't believe you're conflating the cage incidents. We had much bigger stories in 2014 such as Solange attacking Jay-Z in an elevator.

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A source tells me that NVIDIA & AMD are not fulfilling Graphics cards stock to traditional distribution channels because they're making more money on the black market.

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As reported all night long. We know the market was doing great because of Obama's policies. The market dropping is because of Trump.
It's quite funny, everyone in the newsroom was singing with joy when the market was tanking today. #Resist https://t.co/FmeRaT4gIZ

[The New York Times @nytimes]

President Trump took credit for the stock market at least 25 times in January alone. But as shares swooned Monday, he avoided any mention of it. https://t.co/1VxlLIvyKu

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Years ago I said that Venezuela’s free healthcare was a “beacon to the free world”. Now that their healthcare is collapsing it’s important to know that Venezuela didn’t go full bernie sanders socialism. If they had, this wouldn’t have happened. #Socialism
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Another source tells me he wants to use his $1,000 dollars in a ONE TIME bonus as a down payment on a kia. A KIA FOLKS!!! What a total loser......Stay away ladies.
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@HireVesuvius @benshapiro Keith Olbermann

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Just had a phone call with #Bitcoin's founder, Satoshi Nakamoto. He wants to thank everyone for his children's children's children's children's children's retirement. His advice while giggling was to continue to #HODL

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@benshapiro I am so sick of Disney doing movies about white men.

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Breaking; #4Chan hacks the Associated Press account and publishes Pro-Trump news. I'm just surprised they didn't end it with #MAGA https://t.co/1DRPeE1P2C

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Trump nuclear doctrine is mostly in line with Obama plan, but more aggressive toward Russia.

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So proud of what Justin Trudeau does here. By removing the "man" reference it also removes man's chains on the gender pay gap. I propose we replace "woman" with "woowoo". #KatyTurFacts https://t.co/e87QBwwcXP

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

He wasn’t joking: Justin Trudeau interrupts woman during Q&A when she used the word “mankind.” He recommended that she say “peoplekind” instead.

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What a story by Walmart. I'm working on two theories for my report tomorrow.
1. Corporate America is full of evil white men (we all know it's this one)
2. Stupid math formula that economist use: “Total Output divided by Total Input = Productivity” https://t.co/Lg7xPogSxc

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While I make $550 an hour plus bonuses, there are women out there that are not. Their struggle is real. I think of them while sipping on my penfolds ampoule. #KatyTurFacts