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[n-tab.bsky.social @_ntab]

Tonight I was talking about the Taylor Swift wedding and someone said “a Friday wedding?” and yeah that’s another thing

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Meal prepping is the wildest thing you could suggest to someone with ADHD because as soon as I'm done making a week's worth of lasagna, I guarentee you the last thing I wanna eat is a single spoonful of motherfuckin lasagna.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Hot take: The real economic crisis isn’t unemployment—it’s people working full-time and still not being able to afford basic life.

[Problemochile© @problemochile]

If you’re a transplant from anywhere in the middle of America you’re not a New Yorker but if you’re an immigrant and came to New York when you were in elementary school you 1000% a New Yorker hope this helps

[Historyland @HistorylandHQ]

Tiger Woods’ caddie, Mike “Fluff” Cowan, checking the wind with his cigarette during the 1997 Masters.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Artemis II just dropped their latest Pic.

[jazz @cowboyabbot]

where was she on january 6, 2021

[El Rayado Objetivo @objetivo_mty]

Cuando creces finalmente entiendes que esta es una película de terror

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

I want to see the CEO of Workday try to apply using Workday.

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[Ayush S @ayushswrites]

In New York I don’t want to be getting an emergency alert with that kind of noise for anything other than a nuke

[Wise @trikcode]

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

i was 7 years old going to work!

[Alexis Littlefoot - The Big Flexer💲 @YungLittlefoot]

WHY WAS JESSICA ALBA STANDING ON THE WALL DURING THE DANCE SCENE LIKE SHE NOT HONEY DANIELS?!?!?!?

[meghan @deloisivete]

Sorry dinner will be late, the Jump to Recipe button was broken and I'm still scrolling through Mackayleigh's personal and deep history with green beans

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

The European mind can’t comprehend slightly prophetic groundhogs

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

Isn't it interesting?
$200 billion spent on cancer research every single year, and the only thing we have to show for it is a 90% increase in cancer deaths since the 1990's.