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patron saint of bad habits.

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3. anybody looking to adopt nieces, nephews, or little cousins? I can get you a deal on bout 5 of them. they’re cute, but petty. smart, but leave shit all over your damn house. serious inquiries only.

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2. can y’all see the road when driving with them caterpillar lashes? nah, dead serious. the science isn’t sciencing for me.

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1. are we outside? or are we outside outside? because there’s a lot of outsidin going on so I’ve been deep in the house.

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home for the week….and I have questions.

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I find it uncannily convenient that @telegram has acquired 25 million users in the course of 72 hours. If shit pops off next week...you know which privately owned messaging company probably permitted it. 🤨

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if there’s one thing my Gibson babies can do, it’s take a selfie. that last shot, tho! 😹😊 @ Jeanerette, Louisiana https://t.co/pENmzCjyIY

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views from the lake. 12.3.20. 🌊 @ Lake Pontchartrain Causeway https://t.co/Tyfm7Mds0P

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But back to this disrespectful impending snow charade...who invited you? https://t.co/gRZKPet7pf

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To be fair, my current (GA) governor is also a sack of rocks, so there’s that....

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In other news....what does Cousin Charla always say? Craziest people come from Bronx and all of Florida? 🙄 https://t.co/w8iSzGMjQL

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I don’t want that kind of drama in my life. Do you know what happens when snow hits the ground here?! Pure. Mayhem.

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Somebody told me it may snow in Atlanta by Monday. I told them to take that shit back

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The sound of me pouring my wine is equivalent to the sound of Weezy lighting his blunt. It’s about to get lit 😹😹😹

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Go buy your Hanes like you beena doing.

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Men....who told y'all about @SavageXFenty? Because y'all buying the whole stock completely fucked my Christmas shopping plans up

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No particular reason life has been this exhausting lately. But you know....life lol

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But I'll call it a 3.5 because I have to cook for Thursday lol. Imma sleep good, though

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Sweet Niblets - I have myself a five-day weekend. 😭

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@theestallion Loooooook #GoodNewsMegan (or honestly anything my strong-kneed cousin Meg puts out) is a move AND a movement. $katydash

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@BrianKempGA But where was that energy in 2016? 👀😹