Kate A

superfly, grade 2 listed. Minion of Cthulhu

[Kate A @Katyx]

The bear. This is why we choose the bear. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Twelve years ago my girlfriend cheated on me. Her and the guy got together, got married, had a kid. I was devastated. Recently I found out he killed himself. How long do I wait before sliding into her DMs?

[Kate A @Katyx]

@McDonaldsUK hi- I’ve just had an appalling experience and would like to complain and get a refund for food I did not receive - I’ve tried to complain through the app but it doesn’t seem to understand my problem.

[Kate A @Katyx]

For the love of GOD @BBCSounds please put #oldharrysgame back on the archive. I CANNOT SLEEP WITHOUT IT.

[Kate A @Katyx]

@jennyeclair Same.

[Kate A @Katyx]

Oh my god. Episode 4 of ‘paradise’ 😳

[Kate A @Katyx]

That’s it!! Yes!!

[Gaz ⚽⚓🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @OneKneePedro]

🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂

[Kate A @Katyx]

Dear @BBCSounds please put old Harry’s game back on - no available episodes is so traumatic. It’s my emotional support sound.

[Kate A @Katyx]

Toward zero was excellent.

[Kate A @Katyx]

It’s Friday night and I’ve decanted the shampoo and conditioner in to the nice bottles for the shower and mopped the kitchen floor. #iusedtobefun

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"This is the tenth year I have read this list"

Safeguarding Minister Jess Phillips reads names of women killed by men over the last year in the UK

It takes her more than four minutes

https://t.co/PUhKVjV848

[Kate A @Katyx]

@bt_uk What is inexplicable is how across a company of this size I can’t speak to a person.

[Kate A @Katyx]

I am stunned @bt_uk - and engineer has visited today and made changes to parents broadband and now they have no landline with NO CHECKS OR DISCUSSION with them at all. Silly me thinking I could speak to someone on their behalf- only to go on a loop in this ridiculous system.

[Kate A @Katyx]

@bt_uk No, it doesn’t. I have tried.

[Kate A @Katyx]

@bt_uk I’ve tried to call but you simply loop me back to unusable text message links. I want to speak to a person. I’d like a number that allows me to do that please.

[Kate A @Katyx]

No, they’re not.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Officers in England are going into peoples homes to make sure they have licenses to watch TV

Man in England has just been notified an officer is coming to his home to do a check

“Why are you being visited? To ensure you have a f*cking TV licence and this includes Amazon. You need a f*cking license to watch TV. — You can't even watch Netflix on your laptop without needing a license”

(United Kingdom: You need a TV Licence (£169.50/year) to watch or record live TV on any channel (BBC, ITV, etc.) or use BBC iPlayer for anything, live or on-demand — fines up to £1,000 if caught)

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Officers in England are going into peoples homes to make sure they have licenses to watch TV

Man in England has just been notified an officer is coming to his home to do a check

“Why are you being visited? To ensure you have a f*cking TV licence and this includes Amazon. You need a f*cking license to watch TV. — You can't even watch Netflix on your laptop without needing a license”

(United Kingdom: You need a TV Licence (£169.50/year) to watch or record live TV on any channel (BBC, ITV, etc.) or use BBC iPlayer for anything, live or on-demand — fines up to £1,000 if caught)

[Kate A @Katyx]

People who say ‘whhhaaaattt!’ When they get pulled with a drugs swab on nothing to declare, yeah, ok babes.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

I watched Severance yesterday and was convinced, as ever, that a brain implant which eradicates anxiety and discomfort through making you forget what you’ve just experienced, is a bad idea. And then I watched the footage of Trump Vance and Zelensky and *really* wanted one.

[Kate A @Katyx]

My car has been cleaned today PROPERLY. like all those nooks and crannies, like vacuumed to the BONE. it hasn’t looked like this on the inside for YEARS. it’s beautiful. Not ont eh outside yet, but the nice people at the car wash will do that in the morning.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people.
Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.