☆Kit☆

Eat the wife, Kiss the cat, Pet the flesh

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

@waluigimaxim I will search long and hard for these images of you naked on the internet, ill report back with any news.

[Nintendo Wii @waluigimaxim]

There are pictures of me naked all over the internet if you look hard enough

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Get you a man that will feed you raw diced onions by hand

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Need some giant milk pistols in my face right now

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Yk the pussy good when it talks back (this is a reference to queefing)

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Gay batman be like: "jizz is served best via balls"

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Hate it when I cross the street and a car doesn't hit me

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

This jackass is clearly parked in the no parking spot

[Nintendo Wii @waluigimaxim]

Me, talking to my nonverbal 8 year old son:
“When I was 25, on June 3rd, 1978, I wore your mother like a hat.”

[Trevor @airportpubes]

Saw a comment that said “the only high horses im on are on ketamine”

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Turn your pain into hatred, poop in your hand and let it consume you

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

If I don't get $200 right now im gonna kill myself

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Took my kids to the abusement park

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

@waluigimaxim

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Who the fuck names their kid Brick

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Life is fucking me sexually

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Fresh off the rock, in the studio

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Ramen doesn't fuck your best friend, ramen doesn't leave you for another man, RAMEN DOESNT MAKE YOU FEEL WEAK AND USELESS FUCK YOU ASHLEY YOU BITCH WHAT WE HAD WAS GOOD WE WERE IN LOVE PLEASE COME BACK I MISS YOU

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Im very butt sex about paying rent.

[☆Kit☆ @KatzonTV]

Just ripped the motherboard out of a bluetooth speaker, reminds me of the time I saw my friend get cut in half by a train. Rest in peace Mathew. 🙏🕊