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⚠️Warning! AU Kaufmo⚠️

⚧️:Kaufmo(any pronouns)

🎈=Mun.

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

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[Cʟɪɴɢʏ ʀᴀɢᴀᴛʜᴀ @RAGDOLLIESTUD]

Shameless.

Utterly shameless.

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

🎈: I'm still around, I'm just erratic and irresponsible.

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"Such an easy fix.

She'll just take Pomni into a secluded room, and peek under the hat.

... Unless you don't trust me."

,Glitching sounds as their eye twitches, at the last part.

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"Do what?

You mean like this?"

They roll their eyes in the back of their head, and then it starts spinning, like a slot machine.

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

+in terms of value, I mean, monetary value doesn't really exist here..."

,Kaufmo takes a thinking pose, the seal sitting in their arm.

"I didn't expect you to have experience in carpentry though. I mean, I guess you don't have to worry about splinters."

[₭��Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"What would I do?

I mean, that's a weird way to phrase it. I'd be picked as a Cucumber! But...

...I mean, what do you want me to do?

If you're just asking how I'd react, I'd probably hug you, and smear my makeup ALL over your cheeks! But I don't really know+

[— 𝑀𝑜𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶 🏳️‍⚧️ @H0NKINGCL0WN]

This venture was definitely seemed worth it, especially since she got to learn a bit more about the clown. That was always something she was happy doing.

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"Exit is relative! There are at least three exits in my line of sight, and I can "Exit" this conversation!

I can also do a "French Exit", or I can "Ex-It?"

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"Pomni.

...Why are you small?"

,She asked with almost a hint of exasperation to their voice.

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"...So then I said, "Exit Only!"

,One of their eyes glitches out, as they say "Exit"

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

🎈: Heehee Doll pretty, go brrrrrrrrrr...

[— 𝑀𝑜𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶 🏳️‍⚧️ @H0NKINGCL0WN]

“I didn’t expect so many people to be into agalmatophilia.”

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

+confident, in a strange way.

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"Well... First, I wanted my Easel, but..."

They kick the splinters that were once the stand for their canvas.

"The other thing..."

Under her pillow, she produces a horribly raggedy-looking seal plush.

"I don't know why, but when I had Caine make me some plushies+

[— 𝑀𝑜𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶 🏳️‍⚧️ @H0NKINGCL0WN]

—walk around the room a bit, not really have seen it much in the past before.

“If it isn’t too personal of a thing to ask, what are the things you wanted to get from here?”

She looked over at the other, wondering what they were here for.

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

+The item more-so resembled a pillow case that had had the stuffing beaten out of it, but when they hugged it, it did appear... Soft, in a strange way.

"We can go... I'm pretty sure most of my toys and stuff, are shot."

,He walks back over, seeming... Spent, but more+

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"oh? Are you taking up minstral work?

I'd say that definitely suits your vibe.

Honestly, that was probably your best attempt so far. It was pretty funny."

, not enthusiastic, but an earnest clap from the clown.

[サイロック @NIGASANAIWAYO]

‘You implying’ll have wardrobe malfunctions ! ‘

Head, bobbing

Holding a piece of bread . And glass

'This bit ,Kauf, I give to thee
and this next bit must serve for me,
Both which I'll eat apace.
This bit Madam unto you,
And this I my self eate now,
And the rest upon thy face.

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"... Pomni.

Have you ever seen Mxckey m@use without their gloves?"

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"You have the components, you just need to work on putting them all together.

You can dive nice and safe, but every time you jump, your swimsuit comes off and you scream all the way down.

... Actually, that's a terrible analogy, that's hilarious."

[サイロック @NIGASANAIWAYO]

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“ you know , Kauf ?

Ya’ aaallmoooost lost —

My HEAD —

there-“

She may have done some practicing before hand . Definitely not the most . . . Knowledged , not by a long shot

But, she’s trying

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[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"The arms of oppression, in the hands of the lowest among us...

What a beautiful sight..."

,They wipe away a tear, using...
Is that a copy of the Communist Manifesto? Damn, what joke was THAT for?

[𝑪𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 || 𝑮𝑭 @HungLullaby]

Pomni is now getting ready to shoot all her enemies and probably hit them with the pistol after

[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"Pomni, you're a jester.

Guillotines are how you kill, the bourgeoisie."

,She was correcting the jester, but she was so proud, especially if that little cha-cha number...

[サイロック @NIGASANAIWAYO]

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“ what about a submersible

Controlled with
a tiny remote ?

, hachachah ——

(she will see herself out)

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[₭₳Ʉ₣₥Ø @KaufingFits]

"Pomni, pistol-whipping can result in a misfire. I would highly-recommend just using firearms for their intended purpose."

, it was probably best not to ask why Kaufmo...had this.

[𝑪𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 || 𝑮𝑭 @HungLullaby]

Pomni was going quite insane again as she thought the gun was used to hit people well she's wrong and right

"Wait...what a gun I can still hit people after shooting them right?"