Kavan Patel

NUJS’24 and confused af

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Guess the only state left in India where there is a communist government??

Utopian State

[Kavan Patel @Kavan_Patel_]

Next time you hunt for tax shelters abroad, also enquire for bomb shelters simultaneously.

[Kavan Patel @Kavan_Patel_]

Can you consciously tickle yourself?

Well, try running the tip of your tongue around the palete and enjoy 5 seconds of self-tickling before ur brain figures your tongue pattern and numbs the tickling sensation.

To continue the fun, press the bed of your tongue against palete.

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You cant bleed from sneezing but you can sneeze from bleeding.

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Tamannah Bhatia and Shreya Ghoshal look sisters

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@MamataOfficial Thank you, Ma’am! We request the State of West Bengal to address and convene the long due Convocations for the graduated 4 Batches of WBNUJS.

[Kavan Patel @Kavan_Patel_]

Growing is all about fighting your inner demons. Takes courage, effort and understanding of the larger picture. You might lose daily battles but you should have the courage and make that effort to win in the end. Sadly we don’t even know what inner demons are we fighting

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Long talks with dad about money, finances and inheritance >>>>>>

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@ShutUpNLS It’s actually the healthiest

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@kashiii_p Nai doob sakte shallow hai

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@pyaarkekhat A lot pvt places did give their employees a holiday

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Offices me aaj ek ghanta World Cup Loss ka support group session karwa lo, otherwise koi aaj dhang se kaam nai karne wala. #INDvsAUSfinal #ICCCricketWorldCup2023Final

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Plss tell me all of this, today, is a dream and the match is tomorrow. We are just asleep 😭🙏🏽

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@kunikathebest At this point, it’s world cup

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Na Dua Lipa ayi na World Cup 😔

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Poori metro just full of blue teees 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

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Can drive anyone crazy

[Star Sports @StarSportsIndia]

The Pitch is perfect as @DUALIPA joins the @cricketworldcup spectacle taking questions from @klrahul @ShubmanGill #KaneWilliamson @dazmitchell47 & about the song she'd perform at the #CWC23 closing ceremony!

Tune-in from 12PM today in the Semi-final 1 #INDvNZ
#WorldCuponStar

[Kavan Patel @Kavan_Patel_]

@whinosaur 😂😂😂

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To all Indian fans watching from home — wahi sitting arrangement me bethna hai jo 1st inning me bethe the 🤞🤞🤞🤞#IndiaVsNewZealand #Semifinal

[Xavier Uncle @xavierunclelite]

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