Kavya

[vintagefantasy @vintagefantasyy]

Me when he asks what I like to do for fun

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

[trash jones @jzux]

my biological clock is ticking (i’m running out of time to drink on weeknights)

[dream living @HenaJBryan]

Starting your period after a mini mental breakdown is so embarrassing, urgh PMS fooled me once again, the shame, the tragedy.

[noodlehead @riceemammii]

I can’t sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

Here’s a thought experiment I’ve been doing: do I really want to upend my life or is it just winter

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

13 year old me would think current me is cool as fuck. thats all that matters fr

[alfie’s coole tweats @goodboyalfie]

tebby bear

[Olivia Foster @LivsFoster]

Oh good. It’s the season where you put a load of washing on the airer on Monday and 45 working days later it’s still damp.

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

{shaking head at book I’m reading} They stole all this from the dictionary

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

it's starting to get dark by 7pm

[Babble @Babble____]

Britain not having a late night cafe culture is one of the things I hate most about it.

[Kavya @Kavya389]

#Leedsfest british men are so charming

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta