kmad

Politics ; Process Eng; Traveller; Man Utd; Cricket. God fearing.

[kmad @KayD_747]

How big is a mosquito stomach that they bite the whole night, they should just bite once, get full and live us to sleep in peace

[kmad @KayD_747]

@ManzunzuN That should be illegal.... F2

[kmad @KayD_747]

@memorynguwi

[kmad @KayD_747]

@Thickslender Come and get mine @50%

[kmad @KayD_747]

@FabrizioRomano Its Cabo Verde

[kmad @KayD_747]

@BabesweHunters Unotaura sei zvinhu zvakadai....she will find out herself

[kmad @KayD_747]

@BabesweHunters Mombe dzese dzakaenda here

[Dammie4trueluv @dammy4trueluv]

I cheated on my husband and he forgave me, but when ever we argue, he brings up it up again..
How do i make him to stop it

[kmad @KayD_747]

@CFC_OBED Its Cabo Verde

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Now that I’m healed let me tell you guys of how I invited my then partner to an unveiling of a tombstone at home. He asked if he can bring his cuzens and I agreed, ahhhhhh man I found out a month later that one of the ladies he claimed was a cuzen it was actually his side chick. Men😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kmad @KayD_747]

@Crazymoments01 Dont disrespect lions please

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

My friend refused to have sex with his pregnant wife because of the economy

My friend's wife used to attend her antenatal appointments alone. One day, the nurse told her that it was safe to have sex at that stage of her pregnancy.

When she got home and told her husband, he refused.

According to his wife, he has always been faithful in their marriage, so she couldn't understand his reason.

The following week, they both went for the antenatal appointment. The nurse advised him to have sex with his wife, but he still refused.

He said, "No, the economy is too difficult right now."

The nurse asked, "What does the economy have to do with sleeping with your pregnant wife?"

The man replied, "I don't want her to give birth to twins."

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

Dedzaiwo Coach Rambo ndanyura murudo kuno🤭😂

[kmad @KayD_747]

@ManzunzuN Hama dziripi.kkk

[kmad @KayD_747]

Stay away from single mothers.

The single mothers :

[Kudzayi @Kudzayi47119508]

A man arrives home from work all excited, pulls his wife into the bedroom, throws her on the bed and pulls the blankets over them... She was shocked as he hadn't been like this in years!

She was just getting interested in what might happen next when he says "look, my new watch glows in the dark!"

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

Even akati ane munhu iwewe just be patient vanhu varikufa kunze uku😂

[kmad @KayD_747]

@joeboy_forex You are rich

[kmad @KayD_747]

@ZamakonkeK She was financially secure, why not find her own place to stay

[kmad @KayD_747]

@Angeles_shines Maybe he was already invested before you had sec