Kyle Frisbie

🏅x6Presidential Physical Fitness Award recipient

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Everyone knows the hand in warm water will make someone pee themselves while sleeping. But what they don’t want you to know is that putting their foot in warm water will make them shit themselves.

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“Assholes to Assholes”

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I can only HEAR sounds. I CAN see nothing.

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If there are two people alive one will end all war.

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I meant fight not right.

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Train like you right; drunk.

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Might fuck around and get a Wololo tattoo.

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Poopin off the high dive

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The trailer for balloon farm is just the first 2 minutes of the movie.

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Movie idea. Native Americans had diseases that killed the Europeans and it went the other way.

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I had a hard day at work.

I went shopping in the middle of the day.

Can’t have both though.

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No good comes from just leaving a toilet on your sidewalk.

Ancient Chinese proverb, probably.

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Restart the shart-clock

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HOW are escape rooms still in business.

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I’m an idiot in a candy store!

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Your email can’t find me at all.

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No ones called anyone “pilgrim” since John Wayne. Why?

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Soon it will be cold enough to build fires.

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Been into chanting while by myself. Don’t know what that means but and interesting development nonetheless

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Should I get into NFTs?