$mokahontis

rest easy grandma ❤️ | rest up Pop Pop | lexxus 🐶💕

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

ima call you right back = enjoy the rest of your day 😭

[The real is back🤷🏾‍♀️. @ItsMimaMonopoly]

Having a paid off car that run good, with no car note in this economy is a flex. Don’t let nobody tell you it’s not.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

texting people back takes so much effort i promise i think you’re great i just can’t

[$mokahontis @KayKayyyyy__]

so glad i taught my wife how to retwist my locs years ago. 🤝🏽haven’t paid for maintenance in forever n my shit down my back

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

The villain could be hiding anywhere!

The villains lair:

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Gotta be honest brother, looks like he’s doing it

[Slimantha Morningstar🔪🕷️ @SlimThaGoddess_]

i need some tough ass track suits for the fall.

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Me not liking a person will never turn me evil & conniving. I’m not calling your job trying get you fired. I don’t want your kids took away from you. I’m not calling your rental office trying to make you homeless. Y’all let dislike for someone make y’all MISERABLE!

[✶ @uxcel]

"you handled that so well" no i didn't, you just never checked on me

[♉️✨ @cieraajay]

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[Sailor Goon @recogniZE_TAste]

Over PAPOOSE???? Girl!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[CHEF @__LiveLaughLina]

Y'all be crazy lmao. Being kind and nurturing shouldn't have shit to do with a man being romantic.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

This is so deep inside my business omg

[NI @KisssmyyK]

I’m so glad my mother acts her age and very appropriate. Yall mothers be some wild filthy animals it’s embarrassing.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I firmly believe in not answering the phone if I don’t have the capacity or energy to talk. I don’t care who it is.

[tommy @tommyschat_]

no shade i’ve watched this 4 times… where is miss thing cause i wanna tell her how bad she carried on homegirl?!!?!!

[$achito 𓁢 @vuhsaachi]

i’m delusional for fun i promise i’ll leave your ass right where i found you 😂😂

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

not even being dramatic but i literally feel so useless when this happens. and just deeply apologetic for no reason