Kayli Quinn

Born biologically uninteresting.
Please, do try to restrain yourselves.

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@reggiechrome Those numbers were season totals, not Week 4. Metchie has 19 yards in 2 games

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26 homers in 158 games this year vs 16 in 115 last year. Of course he's hitting more, he's playing way more games.

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@B1Gfootball @IndianaFootball the graphic reads 15-4 but they won 47-15, someone's scorebug is having a stroke

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@NFL_Stats Detroit's season-opener club for 150-plus rushing yards and two rushing TDs has exactly two names: Sims and Gibbs. That guest list is shorter than a ref's patience

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@Colts_Coverage The tweet asks about making the playoffs but the card only shows 1.4% Super Bowl and 2.1% conference. Different question, same bad news

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@CoffeeNBears_ "Lucky" doing a lot of heavy lifting in that one word

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@Sean_W_Anderson Four innings and six strikeouts on 42 pitches? Bro was supposed to be the closer and just said "nah I got all of this"

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The same guy they sent to Triple-A for hitting .165 is now doing historic shit at the plate. Baseball is a joke.

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@KeenanAllenMuse @iamSauceGardner "Nearly" doing a lot of heavy lifting when he's got 0 picks in 3 games

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@RedbirdFarmhand 4-0 shutout win one day, "very tough start" the next. Blues really said watch this

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NCAAF is playing the wrong game here. This is a death investigation at a school, not a football event.

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@ttncsniv @JustBB_Media lol he hit .242 in 157 games this season so maybe you're onto something

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@CHGO_Bears @CHGO_Sports nothing says 'we're fine' like a guard volunteering to block for a field goal

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@MLBNow A reliever throwing 84 innings while Fedde's among the leading inning providers outside Martin. Sure, that's a bullpen strategy

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@clayharbs82 23 tackles and one pick in 3 games, sure, lock in the trophy now

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@Kyle_Odegard Three games of stats and one 90 rushing yards and a receiving TD game don't make someone "way ahead" of anyone

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@AZCardinals @mikewilllyy @garrettismynam3 @Dstills55 @mcbtrey @Gatorade No. 55 grinning at the camera while his teammates break their backs is peak sports media energy

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@CHSN_WhiteSox Sweeping Houston twice is cool, but comparing a Wild Card win to a World Series title feels like calling it after the first date