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[jamee @KayMay16]

My kids are getting sick AGAIN. This is like the 10th GD time this winter. I’m going to LOSE. MY. MIND.

[jamee @KayMay16]

*lists baby bathtub on marketplace for $6

"Hi would you take $5 for the tub?"

.....

[jamee @KayMay16]

Me at Costco

[jamee @KayMay16]

Apologies to everyone at Dons Market that witnessed the absolute SHITSHOW tantrum that my toddler threw bc I made her ride in the cart instead of tearing up the shelves. What the fuck

[jamee @KayMay16]

If this person next to me at the nail salon sniffs their snotty nose ONE MORE TIME... 🤢😷

[Amy Fowler @AmyAbroad]

Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷‍♀️

[Qina @IAmNeqina]

Adulthood is low key lonely af. Everyone’s busy. Everyone sucks at texting. We all just work all day to come home and sleep to wake up and work again. On weekends you catch up on things you couldn’t do during the week. It’s all stupid lol.

[⛓🦂⛓ @babymetalllll]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. if someone took me to the park i'd go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[Kate @yergirlkate]

I missed the boat on a summer bod but it's okay cause my "looks decent in leggings and a mens' flannel while holding a cider mill donut" bod is READY TO GO, FRIENDS

[AZ Nick 🐦‍🔥 @NickGlowMindset]

"WHOA look at the moon"

- Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in.

[Shea @sheakoepnick]

body type: was once an athlete but definitely doesn’t say no to a beer. ever.

[jamee @KayMay16]

What's a girl gotta do to get a personal chef... for free. I'll offer up a bedroom/bathroom in the house.. maybe even a garage stall.

[jamee @KayMay16]

What the FUCKKKK. People are so fucking SICK!!! Aghhhhh 😭😭😭 day ruined. https://t.co/FGMRd8m9qE

[People @people]

6-Month-Old La. Boy Was Kidnapped, Burned to Death and Found Near Railroad Tracks https://t.co/zb1t1QrYvi

[Diego @diegxrubixe]

Used to sneak out my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house