ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY

Are you really reading my twitter bio? Why? Do you even believe these bios? Ok well I'm sorry I wasted your time not writing one...wow you're still reading?!

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

U r busy saying "Zuma must pay. .. Zuma must pay" but u not taking private calls

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

People who dance like they are in a Stumbo commercial should carry deoderant in their back pockets.

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

Before having sex with a chick "FINGER HER" & put it to her nose if she jump back "SEND THAT BITCH HOME im done

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

That awkward moment when you keep hearing pigeons flying inside the bank and its just the girl in the queue with fake eyelashes blinking

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

#NowPlaying Meek Mill ft Brazil - Traumatized (˘̩̩̩⌣˘̩̩̩)

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

Delay your boyfriend with S*X and watch the 'S' become silent ..... # OnlyTheSmart1sWillGetThis

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

@Dalu_TheMuso awe bra ..

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

Cheating in a relationship is for weak minded people

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

#BBMzansi Mandla hairdo killer*awe gazi*

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

Umfebenzi (noun) /um-feh-ben-zi/: a career made out of ukufeba.

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

Boyfriend: "I'm sorry but it's over." Xhosa Girlfriend: Hehake! Inoba uyanya. Masambe siyolala wethu." (⌣́_⌣̀)

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

GUYS: Four main reasons a girl will stop texting you: 1. You got her mad 2. You got boring 3. She fell asleep 4. You said the letter 'K'.

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

Zulu is so nice and shorter than English,,,, English: I am warning you. Zulu: Yeeyi!

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

In the morning your Brain like 'FCUK NO', your Body like 'KILL ME PLEASE' and your Penis like 'THIS IS SPARTA!'..

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

Ever seen a really tall chick walking with her short friends, she looks like she's babysitting.

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

South Africans aren't stupid. They wouldn't 'boo' someone at a MEMORIAL SERVICE for fun nje. This is a cry! People wanna be heard!

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

@NeoClassick sounds like he's downloading his speech as he's reading it.lmao

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

Calling someone and hoping it doesn't go through so you can tell them you tried calling...

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

Zuma's speech is was like: "Nail Son, Man Dell Are, Might Be, Gone, But, His Leg, Acey, Lives, On..

[ᴼᴴᴴ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ᶥᵗ'ˢKΔY @KayNkuna]

Obama's speech though. Wow. Nw that man can speak