Kayleigh Phillips

Kale, but way better than the vegetable

[Kayleigh Phillips @KayPhillips00]

The true sign of a friendship in New England is knowing each other’s dunks order

[Kayleigh Phillips @KayPhillips00]

@ErasTourResell @erastourticks Lover

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[Kayleigh Phillips @KayPhillips00]

Men, your silence right now is outing yourself as someone we should never consider sleeping with 😬 Just sayin

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[Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL]

[fully doesn't have the skill or work ethic for a task] omg I have imposter syndrome

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the president could have gone out with dignity or spiraled like an insane person, and i am so happy he’s chosen the funnier option

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

joseph came to say “im gonna be PRESIDENT president”

[Ben Barker @BenDBarker]

“I think we’re gonna win. But if we don’t, it wasn’t fair. In fact, we already did win. But if we don’t in fact actually win, it was cheating.”

- 8 year old me playing wiffle ball

Also...

- The President of the United States

😐

[IDK @T_J_A31]

Trump said he’d date his daughter if she wasn’t his daughter. And that’s how he won Alabama.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Good morning...

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Just a reminder: You don’t “claim” states, you win them. You don’t “find” votes, you count them.

[DWA•NESHA @Duanecia]

This is one of the most incredible pieces of research I’ve ever come across. Even better that it’s on here and digestible. Read this 👇🏾

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Trump's current positions

Counting must be stopped in:

1. PA (where he's leading, but could fall behind)

2. MI (where he probably can't catch up)

Counting must continue in:

1. AZ (where he's behind)

2. NV (where's he's behind)

Recount in:

1. Wisconsin (where he lost)

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS So the wise guy here mocking Joe Biden at Tuesday's debate for wearing a mask tests positive for #COVID19. Great. https://t.co/nlxDbbmmo1

[Kayleigh Phillips @KayPhillips00]

@michaud_ethan @jonsheehann omfg no

[Kayleigh Phillips @KayPhillips00]

@michaud_ethan @jonsheehan96 I agree with that statement

[Kayleigh Phillips @KayPhillips00]

Men love to say “Please have a personality!” in their Tinder bios ... like... the nerve from you CHAD

[Dr Clara Nellist @claranellist]

I have a joke about being a woman in physics, but you probably won't think it's funny until my male colleague repeats it 10 minutes later.